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    25th May 2009, 2:03 AM
    God damn that's a tiny dick. I know it's one of our greatest artistic achievements (the original painting) but Adam there is depicted exactly the same and my fucking god. Did he just never hit puberty? No hair and a penis the size of a bunny's nose. It actually hurts to look at.

    Sorry about your pooter woes bean. As far as links start with wiki's astrology page, you should find some good links to Chinese history on the matter in the citing. The developmental age range is actually 0 to 8 with 8 being the average, though i'm sure it's quickening. That is to say, the physical connections that neurons are making where every one neuron connects to about 10 thousand and so on but in a particular order that creates our switchboard. The best way I could possibly explain it is to imagine the old fashioned hole punched cards that were used as a computer language.

    Imagine your brain at birth is a card with several color coded sections and some holes here and there in the card. It is possible to have billions and billions of holes uniformly on the card. The holes are punched based on whatever you're exposed to and work in a very simple (by nature) true or false ideal. What I find amazing is that animals have been recorded to have fear around fire by instinct, but a human infant has no such fear and will gladly try to touch the flame. So flame is touched, pain happens and the appropriate holes are punched. The outcome eventually is a myriad of contradictions and confusing behavior and knowledge that makes up what an individual actually is, so each card is virtually unique.

    With DNA as a limiter and the possibility of gravity, electromagnetic and solar energies, other forces of nature impacting the production and physical development you could theorize that those cards are marked by an astrology sign that dictates some of those color coded areas to allow for more or less holes than other people's. Meaning one person can expand in an area where another simply cant.

    That sign, in theory, can help dictate certain paths your mind will take as when planets, satellites and stars (the same that dictated your alignment) change their arrangements in the universe and so causes an effect on every living thing - but that effect can be different depending on the alignment. On your card on the same date, it may effect how you'll be dealing with things of an artistic nature, on my card it will dictate the strength or weakness of will. Some theories even suggest that in nature animals sense the best time to breed to produce stronger offspring, therefore giving the best mating season possible to produce a like-minded legacy. The simpler the animal, the more susceptible it is to the earth's changes in energies that are bouncing off it. I dont wanna get in to the whole effects of weather, brain pressure, barometric pressure, effects of warmth or cold and then diet that all play huge roles during the gestation but jesus, how do you play all the variables? It pisses me off.

    Horoscopes at the grocery store are usually bs, but there is an actual science to it beyond the fortune cookie offerings.
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    Oh shit we're lemurs - by lazyfatbum - 20th May 2009, 6:34 AM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Sacred Jellybean - 20th May 2009, 4:44 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by A Black Falcon - 20th May 2009, 5:36 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by lazyfatbum - 20th May 2009, 6:02 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Sacred Jellybean - 20th May 2009, 10:50 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by A Black Falcon - 20th May 2009, 10:58 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Geno - 21st May 2009, 6:26 AM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by alien space marine - 21st May 2009, 6:43 AM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by lazyfatbum - 22nd May 2009, 12:48 AM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by lazyfatbum - 22nd May 2009, 1:03 AM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Geno - 22nd May 2009, 3:48 AM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by alien space marine - 22nd May 2009, 12:41 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by lazyfatbum - 22nd May 2009, 4:36 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by alien space marine - 22nd May 2009, 5:49 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Geno - 22nd May 2009, 6:51 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Sacred Jellybean - 22nd May 2009, 8:11 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Sacred Jellybean - 22nd May 2009, 8:12 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Geno - 22nd May 2009, 10:15 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Sacred Jellybean - 22nd May 2009, 10:33 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by lazyfatbum - 23rd May 2009, 11:29 AM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by lazyfatbum - 23rd May 2009, 11:54 AM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Sacred Jellybean - 24th May 2009, 1:14 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Sacred Jellybean - 24th May 2009, 1:23 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Geno - 24th May 2009, 3:18 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Sacred Jellybean - 24th May 2009, 3:48 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Sacred Jellybean - 24th May 2009, 3:53 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by alien space marine - 24th May 2009, 7:00 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Sacred Jellybean - 24th May 2009, 7:33 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by A Black Falcon - 24th May 2009, 9:30 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Geno - 24th May 2009, 10:51 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by lazyfatbum - 25th May 2009, 2:03 AM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by lazyfatbum - 25th May 2009, 2:12 AM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by alien space marine - 28th May 2009, 3:21 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Geno - 29th May 2009, 8:35 PM
    Oh shit we're lemurs - by Dark Jaguar - 30th May 2009, 11:20 AM

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