24th February 2009, 9:41 PM
Happy birthday you misery and despair machine, while your cutting your self just remember this.....
[HAPPYBDAY]She's hotter than you....[/HAPPYBDAY]
And loves Zelda.... But...
You may have been dumped and cheated on and had a hard time, and you may be calibrating your birthday alone with a razor blade, a bottle of jack and a glass of broken dreams..
But her vagina smells of rotten sailer and at least you don't have to admit to that... Right? No stinky vag for Lazy. Right??? I mean you wash it once and while at least, don't you? Right?!?
It's gross isn't it? Ok.... Well
Happy birthday.......
Stinky vag man....
You disgust me.
[HAPPYBDAY]She's hotter than you....[/HAPPYBDAY]
And loves Zelda.... But...
You may have been dumped and cheated on and had a hard time, and you may be calibrating your birthday alone with a razor blade, a bottle of jack and a glass of broken dreams..
But her vagina smells of rotten sailer and at least you don't have to admit to that... Right? No stinky vag for Lazy. Right??? I mean you wash it once and while at least, don't you? Right?!?
It's gross isn't it? Ok.... Well
Happy birthday.......
Stinky vag man....
You disgust me.