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HA!!! First to post! - etoven - 24th February 2009
Happy birthday you misery and despair machine, while your cutting your self just remember this.....
[HAPPYBDAY]She's hotter than you....[/HAPPYBDAY]
And loves Zelda.... But...
You may have been dumped and cheated on and had a hard time, and you may be calibrating your birthday alone with a razor blade, a bottle of jack and a glass of broken dreams..
But her vagina smells of rotten sailer and at least you don't have to admit to that... Right? No stinky vag for Lazy. Right??? I mean you wash it once and while at least, don't you? Right?!?
It's gross isn't it? Ok.... Well
Happy birthday.......
Stinky vag man....
You disgust me.
HA!!! First to post! - Sacred Jellybean - 24th February 2009
GIVE IT BACK TO HIM ITS HIS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE GLARE AT HIM GO
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CARE BEAR GLARE
![[Image: zz588dto.jpg]](http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper404/stills/zz588dto.jpg)
ASTRO GLARE
![[Image: David_Bowman.jpg]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/David_Bowman.jpg)
GLARE SPRAY
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![[Image: condi_rice_angry2.jpg]](http://www.moveleft.com/moveleft/images/condi_rice_angry2.jpg)
OH GOD EVEN THE OBAMAS HATE YOUR BIRTHDAY GLARE
![[Image: stanley_kubrick.jpg]](http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/stanley_kubrick.jpg)
KUBRICK GLARE
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WE ALWAYS KNEW
![[Image: new-face3.jpg]](http://www.frontpagemag.com/media/Homepage/new-face3.jpg)
YOU WERE KINDA FRUITY
![[Image: np_46ozOrganic.jpg]](http://www.welchs.com/images/ourproducts/np_46ozOrganic.jpg)
WE INDULGED YOU
![[Image: hedonismbot800bis4hp.jpg]](http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/7448/hedonismbot800bis4hp.jpg)
WHEN YOU WERE A BIT MOODY
![[Image: emo-boy.jpg]](http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/twoanimesisters/emo-boy.jpg)
BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU
![[Image: autisum.jpg]](http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/files/articles/autisum.jpg)
AND ARE HERE TO SAY
![[Image: 300_shout.jpg]](http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/31/300_shout.jpg)
THAT WE WANT YOUR BABIES
![[Image: 0212_octomom_pregnant_pictures_ex5.jpg]](http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/02/0212_octomom_pregnant_pictures_ex5.jpg)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
![[Image: WiiBirthday.jpg]](http://uk.gizmodo.com/WiiBirthday.jpg)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
![[Image: goatse_cake.ashx]](http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/13430/0/goatse_cake.ashx)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
![[Image: carrie200701021653.jpg]](http://www.boingboing.net/carrie200701021653.jpg)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMN IT
![[Image: cumple_mafalda2.jpg]](http://jeremyfain.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/cumple_mafalda2.jpg)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
![[Image: cephalopod.jpg]](http://migration.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/cephalopod.jpg)
WAIT THATS NOT A CAKE FUCK
![[Image: operation-cake.jpg]](http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/urbanretro/urbanretro2/operation-cake.jpg)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
![[Image: Never%20too%20old%20for%20a%20birthday%20cake.jpg]](http://www.parsippanyumc.com/images/Never%20too%20old%20for%20a%20birthday%20cake.jpg)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
![[Image: jdun326l.jpg]](http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jdu/lowres/jdun326l.jpg)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
Now go play golf or something and let us get back to our conversation, gramps.
(sorry guys he never does this I swear)
HA!!! First to post! - lazyfatbum - 25th February 2009
*hides under desk*
I'M 30!!!!!! I'M FREAKING 30!!!!! BAAAWWW D:
Thank you guys. That made my soul vomit in the good way. There was one thing I wanted for my birthday: Last week I called 7 different Gamestop's asking for Battletoads. It would have made a great birthday... but this is good too.
Those pictures are genius beans. Genius. From the bottle, it wasn't supposed to be real pig's blood, freakin goatse cake? me at 17 in al queda... IS THAT FUCKING JOHN WATERS?
HA!!! First to post! - alien space marine - 25th February 2009
lazyfatbum Wrote:*hides under desk*Yeah battletoads is awesome!
I'M 30!!!!!! I'M FREAKING 30!!!!! BAAAWWW D:
Thank you guys. That made my soul vomit in the good way. There was one thing I wanted for my birthday: Last week I called 7 different Gamestop's asking for Battletoads. It would have made a great birthday... but this is good too.
Those pictures are genius beans. Genius. From the bottle, it wasn't supposed to be real pig's blood, freakin goatse cake? me at 17 in al queda... IS THAT FUCKING JOHN WATERS?
HA!!! First to post! - Sacred Jellybean - 25th February 2009
I was pretty sure I didn't have it but I scoured my Nintendo collection - no Battletoads. :(
I forgot to post the meat cake:
![[Image: Meat%20Cake%20007.jpg]](http://www.pongalong.com/beerblog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/Meat%20Cake%20007.jpg)
And I could have sworn there was a tentacle rape cake I saw on another forum but I can't find it. :( Yeah, the Al Qaeda picture was weird, I just stumbled upon it looking for pictures for you (can't remember the exact query). Serendipitous!
Happy 30th, you magnificent bastard. My guess of your age was a few years off but I'll allow you to imagine whether it was up or down. ;)
HA!!! First to post! - lazyfatbum - 26th February 2009
is the.... is the white part of the cake pure fat?
Cuz it.... it looks... *HRK* .........
You guessed I was 16, and you were RIGHT.
It's Battletoads for Wii. Only Gamestop has it but you have to keep calling them because of the promotion. They're supposed to say they dont have it but they're actually waiting for Capcom (strange enough) to give the go ahead on releasing it. It's being held back because of the Brawl-team developed TMNT fighting game.
You get 9000 internets for posting a picture of John Waters.
This thread is now about John Waters.
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HA!!! First to post! - etoven - 26th February 2009
lazyfatbum Wrote:You get 9000 internets for posting a picture of John Waters.
This thread is now about John Waters.
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HA!!! First to post! - Sacred Jellybean - 26th February 2009
lazyfatbum Wrote:is the.... is the white part of the cake pure fat?
Cuz it.... it looks... *HRK* .........
It's mashed potatoes god damn it and looks to be about the tastiest thing you could concoct. I gotta get that recipe.
Quote:It's Battletoads for Wii. Only Gamestop has it but you have to keep calling them because of the promotion. They're supposed to say they dont have it but they're actually waiting for Capcom (strange enough) to give the go ahead on releasing it. It's being held back because of the Brawl-team developed TMNT fighting game.
I didn't know about either of those. The Battletoads game looks interesting but a TMNT fighting game sounds blah. Hopefully they'll drum up something good, though.
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HA!!! First to post! - Weltall - 2nd March 2009
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happy vaginal passing day, srab
HA!!! First to post! - Fittisize - 2nd March 2009
I just pissed myself laughing watching this video, so hopefully this'll brighten up your special day:
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