Well, this is completely horrible...

[alien space marine]

Just for the record, stating you think something with the intention of getting people to respond as if you actually meant it doesn't make the responder look like a fool, it makes you a troll.

Fittisize was making fun of how the news focuses on complete non-issues all the time, like if someone's wife stole a cookie recipe or not.

I apologize for the deception , Its better to make these kinds of indiscretions online with anonymity then in person.

"That was some concentrated illogical stupid right there"

Stupid is as stupid does.