19th June 2008, 9:47 AM
lazyfatbum Wrote:This is important god dammit, everyone pay attention to what etoven says.*Claps for lazy & troughs quarters at him so he'll dance.
the rest of this post is summed up in two words, one is a condensed form of two words so it's technically 3: i'm so god damn drunk. I mean: I'm drunk. here's the basics:
i bartend in north dokato as a bartender and we have rounds of tequila which is funny because there's no mexicans here except for one, which is my girlfriend, though she is half mexican making her a mullato. no that's not right, i mean a mexisorta. but all of that besides the point. The point is: etoven needs our help god dammit! look at how much he does for this place! so toven, i'm helpin in any way i can, which may or may not include the occasional omg ur sister is hot or oops i did your mom
(btw oops i did ur mom/sister i cant tell because of the bad lighting)
PS , that was not my mom... It was my cat, who insistently got so excited last night she shit on the floor in the process. Now all she does is shake and pee everywhere. But at least the howling has stopped. Thanks...
Toven