lazyfatbum Wrote:This is important god dammit, everyone pay attention to what etoven says.

the rest of this post is summed up in two words, one is a condensed form of two words so it's technically 3: i'm so god damn drunk. I mean: I'm drunk. here's the basics:

i bartend in north dokato as a bartender and we have rounds of tequila which is funny because there's no mexicans here except for one, which is my girlfriend, though she is half mexican making her a mullato. no that's not right, i mean a mexisorta. but all of that besides the point. The point is: etoven needs our help god dammit! look at how much he does for this place! so toven, i'm helpin in any way i can, which may or may not include the occasional omg ur sister is hot or oops i did your mom

(btw oops i did ur mom/sister i cant tell because of the bad lighting)