3rd June 2008, 5:43 AM
The pledge is something to respect but every morning in a school is recockulous, it's propaganda in the same way we sing the national anthem before a baseball game. On the other hand it's charming, specifically the words themselves which is pretty empowering. Unfortunately the word Indivisible becomes invisible and people under 13 have no clue what they're saying, especially considering the importance of the pledge. I had sex and it was the most awesome thing in the universe, it was so intense I think I broke a toe. Yes that's right, sex. Which I had, if it were a breakfast it would have been prepared by 5 star chefs, if it were a car it would probably be a Lamborghini. If it was a car owned by a chef it would be a Chef Lamborghini.
da-da-da
do-do-do
la-la-de-da-do-waaaa...?
*nude*
da-da-da
do-do-do
la-la-de-da-do-waaaa...?
*nude*