2nd May 2008, 11:13 PM
OHMYGODHAPPYBIRTHDAYDMILLERHOWFUCKINGOLDAREYOULETMEGUESS40FUCKYOU'REOLD
Your face is kinda pretty. :FuckYou:
![[Image: InthePink.jpg]](http://www.flippersandfins.net/Images/InthePink.jpg)
Your butt - tiny and strong. :FuckYou:
![[Image: bendy-german-horse.JPG]](http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Bendys%20Page/bendy-german-horse.JPG)
You have a good career going. :FuckYou:
![[Image: 2trees.jpg]](http://www.coconutprotectors.com/2trees.jpg)
But it wont last that long. :crap:
![[Image: 500px-Thin_filament_formation.svg.png]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/Thin_filament_formation.svg/500px-Thin_filament_formation.svg.png)
You see, there is a problem. :(
![[Image: thin_mint1_1.jpg]](http://hopkins.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/thin_mint1_1.jpg)
Life for you cannot be sweet. :shake:
![[Image: wom_u_anti_chicken_med.png]](http://www.sickonsin.com/store/images/medium/women/wom_u_anti_chicken_med.png)
The reason is quite simple... :shobon:
![[Image: donkey-sign.jpg]](http://www.skinnylegs.com/jpgs/donkey-sign.jpg)
Your legs have no meat. :FuckYou:
MEATLESS LEGS!
LIKE OLSON TWINS!
MEATLESS LEGS!
BONES AND SKIN!
LIKE SEEING!
![[Image: RF5377861.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B2FAAA575-E...A503D28%7D]](http://pro.corbis.com/images/RF5377861.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B2FAAA575-E727-4BD1-B672-25116A503D28%7D)
THE SHINING!
![[Image: shining_twins_1.jpg]](http://www.cinecultist.com/archives/shining_twins_1.jpg)
OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
![[Image: GoingHome_002.JPG]](http://www.marcandjana.info/baby/images/showerandgoinghome/GoingHome_002.JPG)
When you run real fast, you hear them knock!
Like a tick-tick-tock on a hairy clock!
When you go swimming, you sink like a rock!
You dont need pants - Just a big tube sock!
DEEEEEEEE MILLLLLLERRRRR??????
I forgot your birthday, sir. And for that I will be flogged like a Catholic boy on a street corner in front of all his friends, especially Suzy Whatsername that winked at me during PE because she knows I saw her Teddy Ruxpin panties.
![[Image: Wonder%20what%20put%20a%20big%20smile%20...ce_jpg.jpg]](http://www.clemson.edu/yli/theedge/gallery05/summary/images/Wonder%20what%20put%20a%20big%20smile%20on%20his%20face_jpg.jpg)
HAPPY VAGINAL PASSING DAY YOU GIANT GODLESS FREAK JESUS GROW A MUSTACHE OR SOMETHING
*exuberant man love*
Your face is kinda pretty. :FuckYou:
Your butt - tiny and strong. :FuckYou:
You have a good career going. :FuckYou:
But it wont last that long. :crap:
You see, there is a problem. :(
Life for you cannot be sweet. :shake:
The reason is quite simple... :shobon:
Your legs have no meat. :FuckYou:
MEATLESS LEGS!
LIKE OLSON TWINS!
MEATLESS LEGS!
BONES AND SKIN!
LIKE SEEING!
THE SHINING!
OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
When you run real fast, you hear them knock!
Like a tick-tick-tock on a hairy clock!
When you go swimming, you sink like a rock!
You dont need pants - Just a big tube sock!
DEEEEEEEE MILLLLLLERRRRR??????
I forgot your birthday, sir. And for that I will be flogged like a Catholic boy on a street corner in front of all his friends, especially Suzy Whatsername that winked at me during PE because she knows I saw her Teddy Ruxpin panties.
HAPPY VAGINAL PASSING DAY YOU GIANT GODLESS FREAK JESUS GROW A MUSTACHE OR SOMETHING
*exuberant man love*