Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street

[lazyfatbum]

It's Tim Burton so it's worth watching and musicals are usually genius. Combine that with a slasher flick and you have no reason not to see it.

I wouldn't have written it though. I want to do a porn musical.

*bright fox trot*

*curtain raises*

*a woman in in a red dress*

Cum on my ASS
Cum on my TITS?
Do me in my butt hole
Just for KICKS!

*groups of nude men wearing white gloves dance out*

(YES MA'AAAAAAAAM!)

(YES MA'AAAAAAAAAAAMMM!)

*faster tempo change

My vagina looks like bubble gum
That's already been chewed!
Every time I go out shopping
I end up blowing some young dude!

(AMEN!)

My funbags look like beanbag chairs
From Nineteen Seventy Four!
If I took out both my implants
*FLOP*
My breasts would hit the floor!

(OH NOOOOEEESSSS)

(OH NOOOOOOEEESSSSS)

*strong military march*

(nude chorus line)

STRAP-ON!
GANG BANG!
TRANSVESTITE!

(AGED 14 YEARS IN JUST ONE NIGHT!)

B-B-W
M-M-F
MASTURBATION
IN HIGH-DEF

ASS TO MOUTH?
WATCH ME SQUIRT!
COME ON PONY-BOY
MAKE ME HURT

*wink*

LESBIANS
TATTOOS
BIG FAKE DICK
TAKE SO MUCH IN
IT MAKE YOU SICK

MOM & DAUGHTER
OLD VS. YOUNG
PRETEEN SURPRISE
IN THE VIET-KONG

GOT RUSSIAN BRIDES
AND JELLY DONGS
THE ANTI-VIRGIN
SING

A

LOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!

*brighter fox trot*

I'm a SLUT
I'm getting PAID
All I have to do
is get LAID

My tubes are TIED
I'm lipo SUCKED
I like to be choked when i'm FUCKED!

COULDA BEEN A DOCTOOORRRRRR

(NO NO NO!!!)

SHOULDA BEEN A LAWYERRRRRR

(I'D RATHER BE A WHORE!!!!!)

BUT I AINT!

IMMA SKANK!

CUM

ON

MY

TIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

*blond in school girl outfit and pigtails with a surprised faced*

$4.99 a minute? ya better be quick. ;)

*curtain falls*