17th January 2008, 4:56 AM
It's Tim Burton so it's worth watching and musicals are usually genius. Combine that with a slasher flick and you have no reason not to see it.
I wouldn't have written it though. I want to do a porn musical.
*bright fox trot*
*curtain raises*
*a woman in in a red dress*
Cum on my ASS
Cum on my TITS?
Do me in my butt hole
Just for KICKS!
*groups of nude men wearing white gloves dance out*
(YES MA'AAAAAAAAM!)
(YES MA'AAAAAAAAAAAMMM!)
*faster tempo change
My vagina looks like bubble gum
That's already been chewed!
Every time I go out shopping
I end up blowing some young dude!
(AMEN!)
My funbags look like beanbag chairs
From Nineteen Seventy Four!
If I took out both my implants
*FLOP*
My breasts would hit the floor!
(OH NOOOOEEESSSS)
(OH NOOOOOOEEESSSSS)
*strong military march*
(nude chorus line)
STRAP-ON!
GANG BANG!
TRANSVESTITE!
(AGED 14 YEARS IN JUST ONE NIGHT!)
B-B-W
M-M-F
MASTURBATION
IN HIGH-DEF
ASS TO MOUTH?
WATCH ME SQUIRT!
COME ON PONY-BOY
MAKE ME HURT
*wink*
LESBIANS
TATTOOS
BIG FAKE DICK
TAKE SO MUCH IN
IT MAKE YOU SICK
MOM & DAUGHTER
OLD VS. YOUNG
PRETEEN SURPRISE
IN THE VIET-KONG
GOT RUSSIAN BRIDES
AND JELLY DONGS
THE ANTI-VIRGIN
SING
A
LOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!
*brighter fox trot*
I'm a SLUT
I'm getting PAID
All I have to do
is get LAID
My tubes are TIED
I'm lipo SUCKED
I like to be choked when i'm FUCKED!
COULDA BEEN A DOCTOOORRRRRR
(NO NO NO!!!)
SHOULDA BEEN A LAWYERRRRRR
(I'D RATHER BE A WHORE!!!!!)
BUT I AINT!
IMMA SKANK!
CUM
ON
MY
TIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
*blond in school girl outfit and pigtails with a surprised faced*
$4.99 a minute? ya better be quick. ;)
*curtain falls*
I wouldn't have written it though. I want to do a porn musical.
*bright fox trot*
*curtain raises*
*a woman in in a red dress*
Cum on my ASS
Cum on my TITS?
Do me in my butt hole
Just for KICKS!
*groups of nude men wearing white gloves dance out*
(YES MA'AAAAAAAAM!)
(YES MA'AAAAAAAAAAAMMM!)
*faster tempo change
My vagina looks like bubble gum
That's already been chewed!
Every time I go out shopping
I end up blowing some young dude!
(AMEN!)
My funbags look like beanbag chairs
From Nineteen Seventy Four!
If I took out both my implants
*FLOP*
My breasts would hit the floor!
(OH NOOOOEEESSSS)
(OH NOOOOOOEEESSSSS)
*strong military march*
(nude chorus line)
STRAP-ON!
GANG BANG!
TRANSVESTITE!
(AGED 14 YEARS IN JUST ONE NIGHT!)
B-B-W
M-M-F
MASTURBATION
IN HIGH-DEF
ASS TO MOUTH?
WATCH ME SQUIRT!
COME ON PONY-BOY
MAKE ME HURT
*wink*
LESBIANS
TATTOOS
BIG FAKE DICK
TAKE SO MUCH IN
IT MAKE YOU SICK
MOM & DAUGHTER
OLD VS. YOUNG
PRETEEN SURPRISE
IN THE VIET-KONG
GOT RUSSIAN BRIDES
AND JELLY DONGS
THE ANTI-VIRGIN
SING
A
LOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!
*brighter fox trot*
I'm a SLUT
I'm getting PAID
All I have to do
is get LAID
My tubes are TIED
I'm lipo SUCKED
I like to be choked when i'm FUCKED!
COULDA BEEN A DOCTOOORRRRRR
(NO NO NO!!!)
SHOULDA BEEN A LAWYERRRRRR
(I'D RATHER BE A WHORE!!!!!)
BUT I AINT!
IMMA SKANK!
CUM
ON
MY
TIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
*blond in school girl outfit and pigtails with a surprised faced*
$4.99 a minute? ya better be quick. ;)
*curtain falls*