Happy Thanksgiving!

[lazyfatbum]

Okay nobody cares about thanksgiving anymore, so ima get with the times and do an anti-american rap. Ready?

1619 in the history books, uh
yea, virginia north side
plymouth a lie
all my niggaz off da boat
with freedom in there eye

let me tell you bout da lie
we been taught since we was five
gangsta thanksgiving
cuz history be white

up on da north bank nigga
of the old James River
near Herring Creek, Charles Cittie
with all dem beggaz
muthafukas on
8 thousand stolen acres
Captain John Woodleaf, in ruffles and feathaz
with his sword on his belt and a pen in his hand
made a declaration
the natives didn't understand

my niggaz we ordaine
that the day our ships arrived
at the place we have assigned
for plantation in the land
in virginia shall be yearly
and even perpetually kept, dawg
as a holy day of thanks and giving to the
all mighty God, uh

but this not the story
you heard when you was little
where all the red skins at?
hah, Squanto playin football

1621

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GANGSTA THANKSGIVING

BITCHES UP IN MASSACHUSETTS
ROUND UP ON PLYMOUTH ROCK
ALL THE RED WOMEN ENSLAVED
SUCKIN BRITISH COCK
HAD A BOY NAMED SQUANTO
PAID ON THE DOWN LOW
BUT THAT BITCH GONNA BEHAVE
CUZ THAT NIGGA BE A SLAVE
SO HE TAUGHT THEM HOW TO FISH AND
GROW CORN HE CALLED MAZE
THEN THE WAMPANOAG PEOPLE
GAVE WHITEY 5 DEER AND SOME PAINT
FOR THER FACE
SAID "WELCOME TO OUR LAND
LETS DO IT EVERY YEAR"
THEN WHITEY GOT SCARED
STARTED BETTIN ON RED
WITHIN 20 YEARS
ALL MY NIGGAZ BE DEAD
THEY KILLIN BABIES AND WOMEN
MASSACRE THROUGH THE LAND
PASS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE
WITH THE BLOOD ON YO HANDS

THE BRADSHAW
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
2007
R.I.P.
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