15th April 2003, 4:20 PM
*DLN-ASM sign alliance, become known as the Axis of Assholes. Darunia and Great Rumbler allign as the Coalition of Good.*
*Darunia's elite Gorstoppo storm into Axis bunker from where Darunia is being controlled; execute all responsible, and luberate his mind. GR and Darunia laugh about the incident; commit themselves to victory.*
*800,000 Goron conscripts form into a new Grand Army of the Goron Republic; march on Canada from all fronts. GR's stellar navy attacks from above, sieging all major Canadian cities. He also lands 450,000 troops at Nova Scotia; recruits aid of Québeçois.*
*Darunia's elite Gorstoppo storm into Axis bunker from where Darunia is being controlled; execute all responsible, and luberate his mind. GR and Darunia laugh about the incident; commit themselves to victory.*
*800,000 Goron conscripts form into a new Grand Army of the Goron Republic; march on Canada from all fronts. GR's stellar navy attacks from above, sieging all major Canadian cities. He also lands 450,000 troops at Nova Scotia; recruits aid of Québeçois.*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST