2nd March 2007, 7:23 PM
I can do better than that with my hands tied around my left earlobe!!
*ahem*
Forsooth! Ever in yonder glade there doth reside my own sweet bumpkin WHO ATE MY WALLET LAST MORROW THAT KNAVE!!! but in all other cases he is indeed a honorable sir, despite the fact that he dotheth prespire heavily when partaking of his picture tube games. All that rubbish aside for the moment, would you care to indulge thine own self in a round of poking the rabbit with a ball of compressed wool? It is ever so habershing!! Or so sayeth those kind sirs who spilt ale all over my counter-top information processing unit! What a noon-tide that was indeed, I must say!! Cheerio and all that ruck! Now I shall, with proper care, handle this posting of rumour on yon internets, so that we may have a plentiful harvest next season!
*ahem*
Forsooth! Ever in yonder glade there doth reside my own sweet bumpkin WHO ATE MY WALLET LAST MORROW THAT KNAVE!!! but in all other cases he is indeed a honorable sir, despite the fact that he dotheth prespire heavily when partaking of his picture tube games. All that rubbish aside for the moment, would you care to indulge thine own self in a round of poking the rabbit with a ball of compressed wool? It is ever so habershing!! Or so sayeth those kind sirs who spilt ale all over my counter-top information processing unit! What a noon-tide that was indeed, I must say!! Cheerio and all that ruck! Now I shall, with proper care, handle this posting of rumour on yon internets, so that we may have a plentiful harvest next season!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.