12th April 2003, 5:26 PM
Emperor Rumbler of the Alpha Centuari Federation of Planets offers aid to the Goron Empire and Tendo City in defeating their enemy, Dark Lord Neo.
12 hours later 12 heavy battlecruisers, 27 light frigates, and 120 one-man fighters of the 11th heavy attack squadron exit hyperspace and come into orbit above Canada. Orbital bombardment comences.
Emissaries of the Alpha Centuari Federation of Planets meet with top officials of the Goron Empire to negotiate a peace treaty after past incidents resulted in the deaths of the leaders of the respective governments on numerous occasions and in many bizarre ways.
12 hours later 12 heavy battlecruisers, 27 light frigates, and 120 one-man fighters of the 11th heavy attack squadron exit hyperspace and come into orbit above Canada. Orbital bombardment comences.
Emissaries of the Alpha Centuari Federation of Planets meet with top officials of the Goron Empire to negotiate a peace treaty after past incidents resulted in the deaths of the leaders of the respective governments on numerous occasions and in many bizarre ways.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.