Tendo City Under New Mangement

[Great Rumbler]

I it is I who will do the driving of the two-door Honda Civic while I comb my hair with opulent grocery bags filled with heads of my enemies!! Then will you understand that the coming of great meat-things will be like a river flowing through your very soul! But, I fear that such a trickery of fates could very well decieve us all into some form of gelatinous goo whereby some of you may yet still have a shot at being that very gelatinous goo!! It is something with which I have struggled for the past five years IN THE FUTURE, though to say such a thing will only lead to the doom that we all know comes from the heart of kittens and puppies that live under our NOSES. I know all of you worry about this travesty of darkened pastry chefs, as I do also in the sunlight of a thousand glittering stop signs. Bacon.