Tendo City Under New Mangement

[Dark Jaguar]

I aint cleanin shit.

hooray for new management! first we'll subsidize and raise the Nikei by 3 points, i'll get ISO 9000 certified and then we'll have pajama parties with Japanese investors on the roof tops of night clubs and come up with interesting ways to hide the hookers body/child porn. We'll tap the untapped, bridge the gaps, generate buzz with interal scandals (i'll make a sex tape) and someone needs to say something really harmful to an entire demographic in a public foray - bonus points if its more than one demographic simultaneously.

Everyone gets a HONDA CIVIC 2 DOOR!

We also need to THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX! Let's all use outdated and unproven (and often times proven wrong) business methodoligies to sell ourselves to our higher-ups and get promotions! Remember, the more spectacular the failure, the more money lost, the better you look as an INNOVATOR, a hot commodity that they know is going to do something BIG one day if they only give you a chance, and a fist full of cash, and remember that if ANYONE asks you for evidence that you do anything other than spout nonsense and have never actually DONE anything for the company, you just laugh and say "they said that about Einstein too".

(If someone points out that to be a great thinker it's not enough to challenge the establishment, one also has to be right, run. Come back the next day and act like it never happened and continue to use the same argument. They love you, they'll forget any good logic used against you.)