17th July 2006, 2:15 PM
Quote:Dear lazyfatbum,
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
Your general IQ score is: 3
We here at IQTest.com feel the need to ask you a few questions, if you have some spare time. Please feel free to disregard these questions if you are offended.
1.) Did you understand what you just read?
2.) How you actually use a computer?
3.) Some of the staff are curious if you would sign their Albert Einstein posters/coffee mugs, can you read and write?
4.) Are you affiliated in any way to any administration currently in office of the US government?
5.) We have contacted several US companies who would like to give you 10 million USD if you sign a contract stating that you will not have children at any point in your life, for the benefit of all man kind and the already shallow gene pool we hope that you accept this offer.
6.) You probably cant understand a single thing we're saying here, so... you're a retard. I have to send emails to people who have IQ's of 50 and pretend not to hate them but my God in Heaven I actually want to murder you.
7.) Can you count this high?
8.) ...i'm God, and I want you to eat nothing but kippered snacks from now on, I will grant you wishes if you find me - I live inside dogs and old people.
9.) Please answer the following (answer below)
Q: Sally is taller than Jennifer who is shorter than Marcy who is taller than Sally - Which one is smarter than you?
A: You're the load your mom should have swallowed.
10.) I should take out my anger on people like you more often, this is a billion times better than therapy or that stupid game where we bounce the hard rubber ball around the tiny room... I dont remember what that game is called, but i'm still infinitely superior to you.
Again, thank you for visiting IQTest.com and thank you for not breeding, we're serious. We actually have a small assault team of hitmen. You'll be walking along to the grocery store to buy your pound of chocolate sprinkles or whatever it is retarded people eat and BAM you're dead from 2 miles away and then your entire family will secretly throw a party because they're so relieved that they dont have to live with the embarrassment of you. Take the offer, please.