13th January 2003, 2:44 AM
You know you love 'em. :D
Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.
Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume!
WHOA! I CLICKED ON SHIGGY TO SUMMON HIM AND HE FROZE ALL THE OTHER SMILEYS!! :S
Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.
Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume!

WHOA! I CLICKED ON SHIGGY TO SUMMON HIM AND HE FROZE ALL THE OTHER SMILEYS!! :S
