Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle)

[Sacred Jellybean]

"Ultimate" battle? That kind of implies that the decision is difficult and a debate is necessary.

Ahem.

Exhibit A:






Exhibit B:






Exhibit C:








(Aside: Do you know the reason that every fucking lesbian on this earth is in love with Angelina Jolie? It's all in those lips.)

And, as integral to the case as those last three, we have, of course, Exhibit D:







I'd rather be a compulsive masturbater than a 300-pounder any night.

Gentlemen, I hereby declare this debate complete and adjourned.