speek like russia

[Geno]

Lightweight.

I once drank a 26oz. of Polar Ice straight in a little over ninety minutes. I only remember the first half an hour or so though. After that the only memories I have are vomiting in the girls' washroom, vomiting in my friend's mom's van, vomiting at his house, then vomiting once more when I got back home.

Hurray for vodka straight.

Yes, I am indeed a lightweight. When I drink vodka, I mix it with stuff. Once I got drunk enough though, I was able to drink it straight without even noticing how it tasted. I did spew a lot the next morning though.

For being a lightweight though, I sure did drink a lot that night. I was rather disappointed when we ran out of vodka (I only got three glasses) and so while everyone was passing out, I was drinking from their Bud Lights. It wasn't as strong, but it was still alcohol, dammit!

As for the smiley, isn't it obvious? HE'S DRINKING GRAPE JUICE RIGHT FROM THE BATTLE HA HA HA. (ask lazy)

It's vodka mixed with grape juice.

As for pop cultural references in Family Guy, I'm usually aware that they're from something else (Peanut Butter Jelly Time, the so long farewell song, etc.) In the case of the Soviet Russia jokes, however, I was not aware and I thought the show was just being random and silly as it often does.