25th May 2006, 6:49 AM
In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you! 
...except vodka is clear, but people usually mix it with stuff, so maybe that emoticon dude mixed it with grape or something. Then again, I've heard that Russians drink straight vodka. I don't know how anyone can do that. That shit's nasty if you don't mix it with something. I attempted to chug a shot once and it had me spewing.
...except vodka is clear, but people usually mix it with stuff, so maybe that emoticon dude mixed it with grape or something. Then again, I've heard that Russians drink straight vodka. I don't know how anyone can do that. That shit's nasty if you don't mix it with something. I attempted to chug a shot once and it had me spewing.