18th May 2006, 5:07 PM
Yay drinking!
Why couldn't this guy have done the responsible thing and attempt to wrestle an alligator? Though, recent scientific studies confirm that whether one is inebriated or not has no bearing on how aggressive a gator can be when attacked, and that while the smile they wear may seem to suggest they can understand if they are "just joking around", the reality is they don't care how drunk the individual is. Indeed, even when armed with a taquilla bottle the drunkards in the tests still didn't fare very well, and in fact the drunk ones often fared worse than those who were sober. A drunk individual would be wise to attempt another activity such as painting a face on their buttocks and filming it, or perhaps attempting to take on less dangerous prey, such as an already dying squirrel on the side of the road.
Why couldn't this guy have done the responsible thing and attempt to wrestle an alligator? Though, recent scientific studies confirm that whether one is inebriated or not has no bearing on how aggressive a gator can be when attacked, and that while the smile they wear may seem to suggest they can understand if they are "just joking around", the reality is they don't care how drunk the individual is. Indeed, even when armed with a taquilla bottle the drunkards in the tests still didn't fare very well, and in fact the drunk ones often fared worse than those who were sober. A drunk individual would be wise to attempt another activity such as painting a face on their buttocks and filming it, or perhaps attempting to take on less dangerous prey, such as an already dying squirrel on the side of the road.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)