13th May 2006, 3:37 PM
(This post was last modified: 14th May 2006, 5:47 PM by Great Rumbler.)
So that's how it's going to be, eh? Well, I will not back down, sir!!
*ahem*
Suddenly, all of Tendocity awoke from their horrifying nightmare of otherwordly [and sexually graphic] horrors, which will henceforth not be spoken of again. All those living their agreed to part way once and for all, foresaking the bonds that had held them to that one place and went off to seek their respective dreams or live life how they so fit.
Darunia bought a small yacht and sailed off into the eastern sea, where it is believed that he befriended a pirate named Carlos Escaban and his talking parrot Willerkins. No has seen Darunia since then, although whispers still permeate port taverns about a mysterios ship, always off in the distance, bearing a flag with three equilateral triangles.
OB1 moved to New York City where he struck it big with his performance peice "I am Smarter Than You". He never married, choosing instead to find romance in a series of one-night stands at a Vegas hotel. The last of which ended in his death by a man believed to be Darunia's half-brother. OB1's body was stolen from the morgue and never seen again.
Dark Jaguar stayed on the deserted ruins of Tendo City and made friends with some of the local wildlife. Visitors to the area in subsequent years reported that a small man with a large beard was taunting them with vague comments about their heritage and ability to perform complex mathmatical algorithms using Newtonian physics. The last peice of information regarding Dark Jaguar was a short article in a little-known Boston-area newspaper about a man living in a remote cottage in the hills of western Virginia who had discovered a way to convert thought patterns into a delicious three-course meals. The article itself was written by Dark Jaguar. Subsequent issues of the newspaper make no mention of the article and phone calls to the editor regarding it were not returned.
EdenMaster moved to Miami and began work on a rocketship capable of faster than light travel. After 15 years and 5 marriages, it was finaly completed. During the maiden voyage, the ship achieved warp speed and was set on a course in the direction of Ursa Minor. The current whereabouts of EdenMaster are unknown.
Ryan and lazyfatbum eventually became roommates at an apartment in Lower Manhatten. Ryan is a consultant for Microsoft, while lazyfatbum is currently unemployed, although he does make amatuer pornography [mainly of himself] in his spare time. In August of 2008, police were called to the apartment due to a report of loud noises, yelling and a strange stench. The police stated that upon entering the apartment, they found it to be empty and completely devoid of furniture save for a small coffee table that was missing one leg. The two were later found outside of Lincoln, Nebraska in a Winnebago with 100 pounds of crack cocaine and approximately 12 liters of hard Russian vodka. The two claimed to be on the way to Los Angeles to "have a religious experience". The furniture was never recovered.
Great Rumbler went on to become a successful accountant at a major firm in Houston, Texas. In 2012, he was arrested under suspicion of corporate fraud and money laundering. He pled innocent, but jumped bail and stole one of the company's helicopters. The helicopter was found half-submerged in a reef just off a small island in the south Pacific. Natives of the island were questioned, but nothing conclusive was ever discovered.
A Black Falcon became a successful Broadway actor, although he was never able to break out in the stand-up circuit, as was his true dream. He starred in several major plays, but was struck down by a rare disease just as his career was nearing stardom. The disease left him paralyzed in his left leg. After that he took up writing and his semi-autobiographical novel "Why Can't I Understand Humor?" became an overnight success and won A Black Falcon instant fame across the country. Three years later he was found stabbed to death in his Chicago apartment. Fingerprints at the scene identified the culprit as famous circus clown Wonko the Somewhat Silly. To this day, Wonko has not been caught.
DMiller left Tendo City to work for gaming giant Electronic Arts. His first job was on a game based around the popular animated series "Alexander the Talking Lawn Dart". He completed work on the game several days later, unfortunately it proved to be a financial disaster for the company and DMiller was promptly fired. Several years later he was able to gather enough funds to completely his pet project "Shoot People in the Face with Guns" a somewhat miss-named adventure game about a pair of friends who must solve the mystery of why all the poptarts no longer have jelly inside of them. Despite the game's innocuous content, DMiller was sued by several children's rights advocates, gun control lobbyists, and a man who claimed the game caused him to have brain damage. DMiller fled the country and was last seen living in southern Brazil with a tribe of indigenous people. Latest word from Brazil is that DMiller is attempting to teach the tribe how to use an iPod.
Laser Link moved to Tokyo and attempted to get a job at Nintendo of Japan's branch in that city. The application was denied and Laser Link took to a life of roving the neon-lit street of Shinjuku looking in dumpsters for plush toys and pocky that had been discarded. He was arrested in 2009 on suspicion of attempting to sell his hair without a license, but the charges were later dropped due to a lack of evidence.
And that, as they say, is that.
*ahem*
Suddenly, all of Tendocity awoke from their horrifying nightmare of otherwordly [and sexually graphic] horrors, which will henceforth not be spoken of again. All those living their agreed to part way once and for all, foresaking the bonds that had held them to that one place and went off to seek their respective dreams or live life how they so fit.
Darunia bought a small yacht and sailed off into the eastern sea, where it is believed that he befriended a pirate named Carlos Escaban and his talking parrot Willerkins. No has seen Darunia since then, although whispers still permeate port taverns about a mysterios ship, always off in the distance, bearing a flag with three equilateral triangles.
OB1 moved to New York City where he struck it big with his performance peice "I am Smarter Than You". He never married, choosing instead to find romance in a series of one-night stands at a Vegas hotel. The last of which ended in his death by a man believed to be Darunia's half-brother. OB1's body was stolen from the morgue and never seen again.
Dark Jaguar stayed on the deserted ruins of Tendo City and made friends with some of the local wildlife. Visitors to the area in subsequent years reported that a small man with a large beard was taunting them with vague comments about their heritage and ability to perform complex mathmatical algorithms using Newtonian physics. The last peice of information regarding Dark Jaguar was a short article in a little-known Boston-area newspaper about a man living in a remote cottage in the hills of western Virginia who had discovered a way to convert thought patterns into a delicious three-course meals. The article itself was written by Dark Jaguar. Subsequent issues of the newspaper make no mention of the article and phone calls to the editor regarding it were not returned.
EdenMaster moved to Miami and began work on a rocketship capable of faster than light travel. After 15 years and 5 marriages, it was finaly completed. During the maiden voyage, the ship achieved warp speed and was set on a course in the direction of Ursa Minor. The current whereabouts of EdenMaster are unknown.
Ryan and lazyfatbum eventually became roommates at an apartment in Lower Manhatten. Ryan is a consultant for Microsoft, while lazyfatbum is currently unemployed, although he does make amatuer pornography [mainly of himself] in his spare time. In August of 2008, police were called to the apartment due to a report of loud noises, yelling and a strange stench. The police stated that upon entering the apartment, they found it to be empty and completely devoid of furniture save for a small coffee table that was missing one leg. The two were later found outside of Lincoln, Nebraska in a Winnebago with 100 pounds of crack cocaine and approximately 12 liters of hard Russian vodka. The two claimed to be on the way to Los Angeles to "have a religious experience". The furniture was never recovered.
Great Rumbler went on to become a successful accountant at a major firm in Houston, Texas. In 2012, he was arrested under suspicion of corporate fraud and money laundering. He pled innocent, but jumped bail and stole one of the company's helicopters. The helicopter was found half-submerged in a reef just off a small island in the south Pacific. Natives of the island were questioned, but nothing conclusive was ever discovered.
A Black Falcon became a successful Broadway actor, although he was never able to break out in the stand-up circuit, as was his true dream. He starred in several major plays, but was struck down by a rare disease just as his career was nearing stardom. The disease left him paralyzed in his left leg. After that he took up writing and his semi-autobiographical novel "Why Can't I Understand Humor?" became an overnight success and won A Black Falcon instant fame across the country. Three years later he was found stabbed to death in his Chicago apartment. Fingerprints at the scene identified the culprit as famous circus clown Wonko the Somewhat Silly. To this day, Wonko has not been caught.
DMiller left Tendo City to work for gaming giant Electronic Arts. His first job was on a game based around the popular animated series "Alexander the Talking Lawn Dart". He completed work on the game several days later, unfortunately it proved to be a financial disaster for the company and DMiller was promptly fired. Several years later he was able to gather enough funds to completely his pet project "Shoot People in the Face with Guns" a somewhat miss-named adventure game about a pair of friends who must solve the mystery of why all the poptarts no longer have jelly inside of them. Despite the game's innocuous content, DMiller was sued by several children's rights advocates, gun control lobbyists, and a man who claimed the game caused him to have brain damage. DMiller fled the country and was last seen living in southern Brazil with a tribe of indigenous people. Latest word from Brazil is that DMiller is attempting to teach the tribe how to use an iPod.
Laser Link moved to Tokyo and attempted to get a job at Nintendo of Japan's branch in that city. The application was denied and Laser Link took to a life of roving the neon-lit street of Shinjuku looking in dumpsters for plush toys and pocky that had been discarded. He was arrested in 2009 on suspicion of attempting to sell his hair without a license, but the charges were later dropped due to a lack of evidence.
And that, as they say, is that.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.