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    Tendo City Tendo City: Metropolitan District Ramble City People need to start PAYING ATTENTION when advertisers LIE to them!

     
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    People need to start PAYING ATTENTION when advertisers LIE to them!
    Dark Jaguar
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    #1
    15th June 2005, 11:29 AM
    http://www.referenceaudiomods.com/Mercha...y_Code=C37

    People are actually BUYING this stuff!

    For those too lazy or afraid to read it, in summery it's a lacquer (which isn't so bad if you just want a cosmetic upgrade), BUT the claim is that by properly applying this, not even to the electronics but to the OUTSIDE of your karp, you'll notice a significant increase in audio quality. And, since people believe outright lies, you can bet that not only will people buy it, they will convince themselves it works.

    I think that those that actually trust the obvious lies of advertisers need to be removed from the gene pool, or at least subjected to the classical conditioning I am about to propose...

    A NEW HEALTHY, NATURAL, ALTERNATIVE, cereal! Wheat, Bran, and Shards of *$&king Glass! Buy it today! It has over 800% the daily recommended allowance of... I dunno, silicates and... fibers.... People need calcium, just add milk to this and this has it! Also, vitamin c, um, d, some other stuff. People need that too! *forgoes bothering to mention if this cereal even has any of that*

    *Note, this WILL KILL YOU!

    Sadly, at this point just a LITTLE bit more convincing advertising and I think this cereal would sell... Good advertising can turn ANY negative into a positive (provided you are a moron who has been deprived of any instruction on critical thinking methods), and outright LIES seem to be just fine too.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #2
    15th June 2005, 12:13 PM
    Can't you just go to a hardware store and get a big bucket of lacquer for about $20?
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #3
    15th June 2005, 12:31 PM
    But THAT doesn't improve sound quality :D.

    ...

    Okay this doesn't either of course but they say it does, and that's the whoever they are difference!
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #4
    15th June 2005, 1:58 PM
    I think I'll pass anyway.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #5
    15th June 2005, 3:51 PM
    This reminds me of the time I bought Volcano Insurance. The saleman said the Midwest is about due for one. How could I say no!

    [/family guy reference]
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    #6
    15th June 2005, 4:52 PM
    Well, you did buy all that handsome cream...
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #7
    15th June 2005, 5:02 PM
    Look at them up there, plottin.... plannin their attack..
    ~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
    Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
    Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
    ~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
    ~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
    ~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
    Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
    Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
    Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
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    #8
    15th June 2005, 5:12 PM
    We attack, tomorrow.

    Yes tomorrow.

    ....

    I mean it this time!

    I do too!
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #9
    15th June 2005, 6:01 PM
    That's Lois's rainy day fund!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #10
    15th June 2005, 6:23 PM
    Oh, um... I'm not here right now... Please leave a message! Beep.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #11
    15th June 2005, 9:00 PM
    oh man... I hate these damn machines... uh yes hello, my name is Peter Griffen... (I don't remember the rest of the convo... and I call myself a family guy fan...) Bounce
    ~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
    Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
    Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
    ~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
    ~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
    ~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
    Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
    Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
    Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
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    #12
    16th June 2005, 6:39 AM
    After that the Weinstein guy gives Peter a yoyo.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #13
    16th June 2005, 12:01 PM
    But what about my cereal? It's the cereal for those who don't like sugery cereal but still want the pleasure of defiling their bodies!
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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