The NEW TC Story Thread!

[OB1]

Then OB1 comes out and says "Hey that's my line!".

Then he leaves.

A few minutes later Edenmaster and Jellybean come into the room and stare at each other.

Sodomy ensues.

[Laser Link]

But OB1 is trapped in the storm and is found frozen next to a statue made of hardened mapel syrup.

[OB1]

OB1 is eventually able to eat his way through the mapel syrup, but he really wishes that he had some waffles to go with them. He then searches furiously for some crackers to counteract that sweet taste.

[Dark Jaguar]

Why would you want to get rid of sweet taste?

Milk I could understand though. Eww... dry food is just dry...

I also must ask why you ate the statue made of syrup when all you had to do was thaw out. Wait, I just remembered syrup is delicious!

The next day, all of everything goes boom boom boom boom!

[Weltall]

Weltall suddenly pops up to remind everyone that Mapel syrup is a euphamism for the ejaculate fluids of a particular former member of Tendo City.

Sodomy ensues.

[alien space marine]

Captain canuck points out the sticky nature of maple syrub.
Ob1 dies of a sugar overdoise.

[OB1]

With OB1 gone the people of the world weep.

Sodomy ensues.




Ok I'll stop saying that!

[Darunia]

Henceforth, His Most Excellent Majesty, Emperor Darunia I, passes a mandate forbidding sodomy within his realm. Violators will be sodomized by Nuclear Beaver.


Note: "His realm" refers to all the universe.

[Laser Link]

After recovering from the shock of OB1 chewing on his mapel encrusted leg, Laser Link leaves this place and goes into hiding for fear of his life.

[OB1]

But then trips over a dead body while running away, and falls into a mysterious cavern that smells like cocoa.

[alien space marine]

Later they discovery captain canuck was the source of Cocoa.

10.000 beavers fly out of the walls.

sodomy ensues.

[Dark Jaguar]

Within 30 seconds, Laser Link discovers a brand new chocolate cereal loop in the cavern which is immediatly mass produced and made a part of this complete breakfast!

[Laser Link]

Within 96 minutes Laser Link is a dragillionaire thanks to the incredible success of Chocolate Lucky Captain Rabbit King Loops! Just for the fun of it, he buys Canada and begins manufacturing Mapely Lucky Captain Rabbit King Flakes.

*Cereal eating ensues*

[Weltall]

Weltall makes preparations to eat cereal.

[Dark Jaguar]

Then, Artie, the strongest man.....in the world appears and pushes a house a whole inch out of place!

[alien space marine]

later Artie discovers a box of lucky charms. Sodomy ensues.

[Great Rumbler]

As Laser Link is driving home from working at making tons of money he suddenly sees a bright light. A alien spaceship lands and the aliens tell LL that if he doesn't give them the secret recipe for Chocolate Lucky Captain Rabbit King Loops they will give him a major wedgie and kick his dog.

[alien space marine]

The aliens later agree to let laser link keep the cerial , if LL agrees to be inpregnated with one of their children.

[OB1]

LL agrees and then get impregnated but soon wonders how he's going to give birth to the child, fearing a c-section. The aliens then tell him that they're going to beam it out, Star Trek-style.

[alien space marine]

Laser Link gives birth to a healthy looking child , who he then names Lazy Fat Bum

[Darunia]

Laser Link and son look at eachother.


*Sodomy ensues*

[Weltall]

Weltall makes preparations to ensue sodomy.

[OB1]

OB1 slaps his forehead, wishing that he never said "sodomy ensues".

[alien space marine]

OB1 looks at a picture of himself, "sodomy Ensues"!:D

[EdenMaster]

Sodomy is unanimously outlawed by all members of TendoCity in an emergency meeting of admins.

Sodomy ensues.

[Great Rumbler]

Then, all of a sudden, a gigantic talking cupcake comes out of nowhere a spits tobacco on everyone!!

[Darunia]

*Gorstoppo smash into New TC Story Thread Building, toting MP-40s. They quickly block off all exits*

*Darunia steps in, garnishing an impressive military uniform. He scowls across the intimidated, huddling masses of sodomizing Tendites; half of them with their pants down, the other half caught in action*

DARUNIA: You have been warned!

*Gorstoppo rush in, open fire...riddling writhing sodomizers with lead*

*Once all are dead or dying, Gorstoppo board up all exits, and raze the burning.*

*Darunia wins Nobel Peace Prize*

[Great Rumbler]

Great Rumbler is very relieved that he was home mowing his carpet and vacuuming the yard while all that happened.

[OB1]

OB1 wonders why everyone is referring to themselves in the third-person, but then realizes that he is doing the same. OB1 laughs.

[Great Rumbler]

Great Rumbler explains to OB1 that this is a story and most stories are done in the third person. OB1 seems perplexed by this information.

[OB1]

Then OB1 explains to GR that he was only kidding, and that he's a poopy face. GR, that is.

[Great Rumbler]

Great Rumbler then proceeds to run repeatedly over OB1 until his is smushed flat. OB1 is later reported as having said that this hurt very much.

[OB1]

Then OB1 gets into his Gundam and blasts away Great Rumbler into tiny little pieces.

[alien space marine]

Crazy hackers high on crack hack into OB1 Gundam and force it to sodomize itself.

[Great Rumbler]

All of a sudden the Big O burst out of the ground and smashes OB1's Gundam TO PIECES!!

[Darunia]

But then Nuclear Beaver appears in the clouds over Tendo City, showering the Tendites with colorful skittles candies.

[OB1]

Then OB1 and his Gundam rise out of the ashes, laughing at the Big O for being such a lame-ass big robot, and then flick him with his big burning Gundam finger, completely destroying Big O.

[Great Rumbler]

Great Rumbler explains to OB1 that he is naive to believe his pitful Gundam is a match for the super-awesome and kicker of much booty, Big O. Big O regenerates Terminator style.

[OB1]

Great Rumbler then explodes from the sheer stupidity for thinking that the super-lame Big O could defeat a Gundam.

[Great Rumbler]

Great Rumbler also regenerates Terminator style and then explains to OB1 that crack is bad for his health and suggests that re-hab would help him out a lot. Big O smashes Gundam.

[OB1]

Then Dark Jaguar wakes up, realizing that this has all been a bad dream. For a little while he thinks about how stupid GR is for liking the Big O so much, but then starts to worry about all of the sodomy that he dreamt about. He's not sure what to think of it, so he schedules and appointment with a shrink.

[Great Rumbler]

Big O and Gundam are about to begin fighting when all of a sudden Weltall bursts out of the ground and begins explaining how Weltall is far superior to all other giant robots. Big O and Gundam smash Weltall and Weltall.

[OB1]

Then the Gundam beats up Big O, even though they were starting to become frie-

Wait, that has nothing to do with DJ going to the shrink. You just messed up the whole story!

[alien space marine]

Alien space marine Gains an alliance with the autobots and Optimus prime , The transformers declare war on the Gundams.

"Sodomy Ensues"!:D

[Darunia]

Aren't your dicks pretty red and swollen from all that sodomizing yet...? Especially since half of your are giant robots...I don't see how...sodomizing is a realistic practice for you.

[Dark Jaguar]

As for me I'm not totally certain what sodomizing even involves. I suspect it has something to do with clock repair. Anyway, why is my head currently being chewed like gum?

[OB1]

sod·om·y ( P ) n.

Any of various forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural or abnormal, especially anal intercourse or bestiality.

[Dark Jaguar]

So why did you say it only in situations where my definition is the ONLY one that could possibly make sense in the whole UNIVERSE?

[OB1]

What? Every time I used the word it made perfect sense.

[alien space marine]

The word "Sodomy" Orginates from the biblical acount of Sodome and Gomorrah.