Kerry: Ass WHUPPED!

[nickdaddyg]

Hahaha! Bush-Cheney, bitches! I knew he'd prevail. The majority of the nation has the sense to vote Republican, thank goodness.

It's a celebration, bitches! Viva Bush, bitches!

All these Democrats that haven't caught up yet were asking me like "Man, why did Kerry concede?"
And I tell them, "Because Bush was whupping his ass in Ohio!"

Hahahaha, I'm Rick James, bitch!

[OB1]

Nick, you are correct. You are the future of this country, and that scares the living shit out of me.

[Nick Burns]

Actually, it was pretty much 50/50, there was no majority.

[Dark Jaguar]

Except there was a majority, otherwise we'd be in some really confusing mirey stuff right now.

[A Black Falcon]

51/49...

[Great Rumbler]

3.5 million.

[Fittisize]

nick- Quit quoting Dave Chappelle. It's not funny when you do it, especially when you have no wit or comedic timing.

[Undertow]

nick- Quit quoting Dave Chappelle. It's not funny when you do it, especially when you have no wit or comedic timing.

Oh, posh. Tired, cliched catch phrases are all the rage.

YEAAAAAAAAAAA BABY!

[OB1]

Oh behave!

[EdenMaster]

Well, we survived four years of Bush so far, hopefully we'll be able to survive four more...what dumbasses. Have they even SEEN anything that Bush has done in the last four years? An unnecessary war with Iraq, shipping jobs off to China, and one of the worst economies in decades. Oh yeah, let's keep HIM around as long as possible.

[Undertow]

This thread is now a thread about tired cliches.

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Where's the beef?

[Sacred Jellybean]

Hahaha, if there's one advocate that could hurt his policital party more than help it, it's Nick. Hey, maybe you should pretend to be a democrat, Nick. Then, you'll make the enemy look bad! Then again, Republicans can use this rhetoric: "Hey, even someone as stupid and insane as Nick knows what politics are best for this country!"

I'm disappointed as hell that Bush won another 4 years... but hell, at least it's over. This damned election has been so stressful, it's nice to finally see its end. No more bickering about which candidate will fuck up the country more for another 3 or so years!

:shiggy2:

[Undertow]

HOW DARE YOU GO ON TOPIC IN THE MIDDLE OF MY OFF TOPIC-NESS, JELLYBEAN.

[Sacred Jellybean]

*engages in anal sex with the thread*

Only for you, Undertow?

[OB1]

Undertow: You know I want to tap that ass!




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Beanjo: Maybe this has backfired...

[Sacred Jellybean]

He was supposed to see that right before he mounted me! That wasn't a big enough shock to paralyze him and steal his wallet! *mascara runs as he cries*

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Come back, undertow... pleeeaaase??

[OB1]

No I mean he was actually attracted to you, since you make such a pretty man-woman.

[Sacred Jellybean]

Precisely 43.2 grams.

Grab a hunk and hold on, it's gonna be a long night!

[Great Rumbler]

[The Former DMiller]

I am officially scared for life by this thread.

[OB1]

We all are, D. We all are.

[Dark Lord Neo]

Clinton for President in '08, I don't care wich one, if they change the constitution(ya right) then I hope Bill comes back, either that or Hillary

[A Black Falcon]

Undertow needs to learn to fully delete posts, if normal members can... :D

[Sacred Jellybean]

Hahaha, Undertow has a homosexual attraction to me and he's hiding it!

Sorry, sugar, we can't get married... look who we just elected. :(

[A Black Falcon]

It's not just who was elected... also this election, 11 states passed amendments or laws banning gay marriage...

[Sacred Jellybean]

True that.

[Geno]

W3rd... at least Kerry admit defeat. I voted for him and I'm not ashamed of it.

Now back to the tired clichés... go ahead, punk! Make my day!

[Great Rumbler]

Now that Bush got re-elected...I'm gonna sing the Doom song!! Doom doom doomity doom doomy doom-doom doom doom...

[OB1]

The Doom song is the happy song now? Or is it because you're a masochist which is why you voted for Bush? :D

[A Black Falcon]

Now most of them I expected, but Oregon? I would think Oregon would be smart enough to reject such things... :(

[Undertow]

Hahaha, Undertow has a homosexual attraction to me and he's hiding it!

Sorry, sugar, we can't get married... look who we just elected. :(

It's still legal in MA!

[A Black Falcon]

And I don't see a constitutional amendment getting out of congress, so we don't have to worry too hard about that one right now...

But you might have to live in Massachusetts, I don't see many more states following suit. I don't get it, it seems like such a simple human rights issue...

[Sacred Jellybean]

I think Chris Rock said it best.

"People always say we shouldn't have gay marriage because marriage is a sacred institution. It happens in the church. It's sacred. No, it's not! Marriage ain't sacred! Not in America! Not in the country that watches "Who wants to marry a millionaire" and "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette" and "who wants to marry a midget". Get the fuck outta here... shit, gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. Michael Jackson got married, how fucking sacred is that shit?"

:D

Not to mention ridiculous publicity stunts, like Britney Spears getting married and divorced within 24 hours... (I forget the *exact* story behind that, but that's basically what happened).

[Great Rumbler]

Or is it because you're a masochist which is why you voted for Bush?

Actually I didn't vote for Bush.

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Because I don't turn 18 until December.

[Dark Lord Neo]

The supreme court of Canada is supposed to make a non-binding ruling on same sex marriage soon. The government said they'll legalize it regardless of what the court says, but the court is expected to rule in favour of it. It's non-binding because rather than apealing lower court ruling legalizing it in some provinces the federal govenment, who controlls marriage decided they supported it, and they asked the suprememe court of their opinion on the changes they will be making to marriage laws.

[A Black Falcon]

At least some parts of the world aren't letting religious fundamentalism cloud decent judgement...

[OB1]

I think Chris Rock said it best.

"People always say we shouldn't have gay marriage because marriage is a sacred institution. It happens in the church. It's sacred. No, it's not! Marriage ain't sacred! Not in America! Not in the country that watches "Who wants to marry a millionaire" and "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette" and "who wants to marry a midget". Get the fuck outta here... shit, gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. Michael Jackson got married, how fucking sacred is that shit?"

:D

Not to mention ridiculous publicity stunts, like Britney Spears getting married and divorced within 24 hours... (I forget the *exact* story behind that, but that's basically what happened).

Haha, well said.

[Geno]

Alabama is usually very heavily Republican, but surprisingly, Bush only got 51% of the vote here, whereas Kerry got 48%. I never expected it to be so close. Though now that I think about it, I've been seeing more Kerry/Edwards signs here than Bush/Cheney signs. But then again, I've also been seeing more Bush/Cheney bumper stickers on people's vehicles than Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers.

W3rd.

[A Black Falcon]

Ah, according to CNN Alabama was 63-37... several Southern states were in the mid-50s for Bush (Arkansas and Missouri were about 54-45). But if you mean your town, well, even the reddest states generally have SOME blue area... except maybe Oklahoma. :D

[OB1]

No but they have hardcore democrats there! Hehe.

[Great Rumbler]

But if you mean your town, well, even the reddest states generally have SOME blue area... except maybe Oklahoma.

Yeah, and all blue states have a some red area except Massachussets.

[Darunia]

...and today, it was announced that Bush took Iowa, too--- a predominantly Liberal state since the mid 80's. Suck that.

[A Black Falcon]

Yeah, Iowa and New Mexico, both of which went to Gore in '00, narrowly went Bush this time... they didn't matter for the result, just like the other switch (NH) didn't, but it is too bad. But at least there it was close...

And I think like in the whole state of Mass. only five or six towns went decisively for Bush. :)

[Geno]

It probably was just my town that was 51-48 Bush. I saw it on the front of a newspaper while at work one day. I didn't stop and read it carefully, I just glanced at it and saw those results.

[EdenMaster]

I saw it on the front of a newspaper while at work one day. I didn't stop and read it carefully, I just glanced at it and saw those results.

Good to see the youth of tomorrow caring so much for the election :D

[Geno]

Well, I was at work, and the managers get mad at us if we don't use every breathing minute to work. Whereas they sit in an office with air conditioning, drink Coke, talk about current events, video games, or what all else, and get paid more for it. :D

Damn, I wanna be a manager.

[Great Rumbler]

I wanna be a manager.

Get in line.

[Darunia]

And I think like in the whole state of Mass. only five or six towns went decisively for Bush.

Hahaha--and mine, Middleborough, was one of them! Seriously; so many people I know around here are not just conservative, but arch-conservative. Incorrigably, militaristic, let's-steal-and-burn-Kerry-signs conservative. My town, and a neighboring town, Lakeville, were both pro-Bush. I'm glad to have gone against the flow here. :clap:

[A Black Falcon]

There was an article in the Globe about one of those weird conservative towns in Massachusetts after the election... not yours though, sorry. :)

[Geno]

Why do my sickly grandparents who can hardly afford healthcare, let alone the cost of living, always vote straight Republican in every election? The influence went down a couple generations in my family, my mom and brother both having voted Republican. My sister and I voted Democratic and my dad, while he voted for Kerry, did not vote straight ticket. My dad's always been a moderate.