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Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - nickdaddyg - 3rd November 2004
Hahaha! Bush-Cheney, bitches! I knew he'd prevail. The majority of the nation has the sense to vote Republican, thank goodness.
It's a celebration, bitches! Viva Bush, bitches!
All these Democrats that haven't caught up yet were asking me like "Man, why did Kerry concede?"
And I tell them, "Because Bush was whupping his ass in Ohio!"
Hahahaha, I'm Rick James, bitch!
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - OB1 - 3rd November 2004
Nick, you are correct. You are the future of this country, and that scares the living shit out of me.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Nick Burns - 3rd November 2004
Actually, it was pretty much 50/50, there was no majority.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Dark Jaguar - 3rd November 2004
Except there was a majority, otherwise we'd be in some really confusing mirey stuff right now.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - A Black Falcon - 3rd November 2004
51/49...
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Great Rumbler - 3rd November 2004
3.5 million.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Fittisize - 3rd November 2004
nick- Quit quoting Dave Chappelle. It's not funny when you do it, especially when you have no wit or comedic timing.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Undertow - 3rd November 2004
Fittisize Wrote:nick- Quit quoting Dave Chappelle. It's not funny when you do it, especially when you have no wit or comedic timing.
Oh, posh. Tired, cliched catch phrases are all the rage.
YEAAAAAAAAAAA BABY!
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - OB1 - 3rd November 2004
Oh behave!
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - EdenMaster - 3rd November 2004
Well, we survived four years of Bush so far, hopefully we'll be able to survive four more...what dumbasses. Have they even SEEN anything that Bush has done in the last four years? An unnecessary war with Iraq, shipping jobs off to China, and one of the worst economies in decades. Oh yeah, let's keep HIM around as long as possible.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Undertow - 3rd November 2004
This thread is now a thread about tired cliches.
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Where's the beef?
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Sacred Jellybean - 3rd November 2004
Hahaha, if there's one advocate that could hurt his policital party more than help it, it's Nick. Hey, maybe you should pretend to be a democrat, Nick. Then, you'll make the enemy look bad!
Then again, Republicans can use this rhetoric: "Hey, even someone as stupid and insane as Nick knows what politics are best for this country!"I'm disappointed as hell that Bush won another 4 years... but hell, at least it's over. This damned election has been so stressful, it's nice to finally see its end. No more bickering about which candidate will fuck up the country more for another 3 or so years!
:shiggy2:
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Undertow - 3rd November 2004
HOW DARE YOU GO ON TOPIC IN THE MIDDLE OF MY OFF TOPIC-NESS, JELLYBEAN.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Sacred Jellybean - 3rd November 2004
*engages in anal sex with the thread*
Only for you, Undertow?
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - OB1 - 3rd November 2004
Undertow: You know I want to tap that ass!
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Beanjo: Maybe this has backfired...
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Sacred Jellybean - 3rd November 2004
He was supposed to see that right before he mounted me! That wasn't a big enough shock to paralyze him and steal his wallet! *mascara runs as he cries*
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Come back, undertow... pleeeaaase??
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - OB1 - 3rd November 2004
No I mean he was actually attracted to you, since you make such a pretty man-woman.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Sacred Jellybean - 3rd November 2004
Precisely 43.2 grams.
Grab a hunk and hold on, it's gonna be a long night!
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Great Rumbler - 3rd November 2004
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - The Former DMiller - 3rd November 2004
I am officially scared for life by this thread.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - OB1 - 3rd November 2004
We all are, D. We all are.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Dark Lord Neo - 3rd November 2004
Clinton for President in '08, I don't care wich one, if they change the constitution(ya right) then I hope Bill comes back, either that or Hillary
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - A Black Falcon - 3rd November 2004
Undertow needs to learn to fully delete posts, if normal members can... :D
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Sacred Jellybean - 3rd November 2004
Hahaha, Undertow has a homosexual attraction to me and he's hiding it!
Sorry, sugar, we can't get married... look who we just elected. :(
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - A Black Falcon - 4th November 2004
It's not just who was elected... also this election, 11 states passed amendments or laws banning gay marriage...
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Sacred Jellybean - 4th November 2004
True that.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Geno - 4th November 2004
W3rd... at least Kerry admit defeat. I voted for him and I'm not ashamed of it.
Now back to the tired clichés... go ahead, punk! Make my day!
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Great Rumbler - 4th November 2004
Now that Bush got re-elected...I'm gonna sing the Doom song!! Doom doom doomity doom doomy doom-doom doom doom...
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - OB1 - 4th November 2004
The Doom song is the happy song now? Or is it because you're a masochist which is why you voted for Bush? :D
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - A Black Falcon - 4th November 2004
Now most of them I expected, but Oregon? I would think Oregon would be smart enough to reject such things... :(
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Undertow - 4th November 2004
Sacred Jellybean Wrote:Hahaha, Undertow has a homosexual attraction to me and he's hiding it!
Sorry, sugar, we can't get married... look who we just elected. :(
It's still legal in MA!
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - A Black Falcon - 4th November 2004
And I don't see a constitutional amendment getting out of congress, so we don't have to worry too hard about that one right now...
But you might have to live in Massachusetts, I don't see many more states following suit. I don't get it, it seems like such a simple human rights issue...
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Sacred Jellybean - 4th November 2004
I think Chris Rock said it best.
"People always say we shouldn't have gay marriage because marriage is a sacred institution. It happens in the church. It's sacred. No, it's not! Marriage ain't sacred! Not in America! Not in the country that watches "Who wants to marry a millionaire" and "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette" and "who wants to marry a midget". Get the fuck outta here... shit, gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. Michael Jackson got married, how fucking sacred is that shit?"
:D
Not to mention ridiculous publicity stunts, like Britney Spears getting married and divorced within 24 hours... (I forget the *exact* story behind that, but that's basically what happened).
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Great Rumbler - 4th November 2004
Quote:Or is it because you're a masochist which is why you voted for Bush?
Actually I didn't vote for Bush.
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Because I don't turn 18 until December.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Dark Lord Neo - 4th November 2004
The supreme court of Canada is supposed to make a non-binding ruling on same sex marriage soon. The government said they'll legalize it regardless of what the court says, but the court is expected to rule in favour of it. It's non-binding because rather than apealing lower court ruling legalizing it in some provinces the federal govenment, who controlls marriage decided they supported it, and they asked the suprememe court of their opinion on the changes they will be making to marriage laws.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - A Black Falcon - 4th November 2004
At least some parts of the world aren't letting religious fundamentalism cloud decent judgement...
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - OB1 - 4th November 2004
Sacred Jellybean Wrote:I think Chris Rock said it best.
"People always say we shouldn't have gay marriage because marriage is a sacred institution. It happens in the church. It's sacred. No, it's not! Marriage ain't sacred! Not in America! Not in the country that watches "Who wants to marry a millionaire" and "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette" and "who wants to marry a midget". Get the fuck outta here... shit, gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. Michael Jackson got married, how fucking sacred is that shit?"
:D
Not to mention ridiculous publicity stunts, like Britney Spears getting married and divorced within 24 hours... (I forget the *exact* story behind that, but that's basically what happened).
Haha, well said.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Geno - 5th November 2004
Alabama is usually very heavily Republican, but surprisingly, Bush only got 51% of the vote here, whereas Kerry got 48%. I never expected it to be so close. Though now that I think about it, I've been seeing more Kerry/Edwards signs here than Bush/Cheney signs. But then again, I've also been seeing more Bush/Cheney bumper stickers on people's vehicles than Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers.
W3rd.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - A Black Falcon - 5th November 2004
Ah, according to CNN Alabama was 63-37... several Southern states were in the mid-50s for Bush (Arkansas and Missouri were about 54-45). But if you mean your town, well, even the reddest states generally have SOME blue area... except maybe Oklahoma. :D
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - OB1 - 5th November 2004
No but they have hardcore democrats there! Hehe.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Great Rumbler - 5th November 2004
Quote:But if you mean your town, well, even the reddest states generally have SOME blue area... except maybe Oklahoma.
Yeah, and all blue states have a some red area except Massachussets.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Darunia - 5th November 2004
...and today, it was announced that Bush took Iowa, too--- a predominantly Liberal state since the mid 80's. Suck that.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - A Black Falcon - 5th November 2004
Yeah, Iowa and New Mexico, both of which went to Gore in '00, narrowly went Bush this time... they didn't matter for the result, just like the other switch (NH) didn't, but it is too bad. But at least there it was close...
And I think like in the whole state of Mass. only five or six towns went decisively for Bush. :)
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Geno - 6th November 2004
It probably was just my town that was 51-48 Bush. I saw it on the front of a newspaper while at work one day. I didn't stop and read it carefully, I just glanced at it and saw those results.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - EdenMaster - 6th November 2004
Geno Wrote:I saw it on the front of a newspaper while at work one day. I didn't stop and read it carefully, I just glanced at it and saw those results.
Good to see the youth of tomorrow caring so much for the election :D
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Geno - 8th November 2004
Well, I was at work, and the managers get mad at us if we don't use every breathing minute to work. Whereas they sit in an office with air conditioning, drink Coke, talk about current events, video games, or what all else, and get paid more for it. :D
Damn, I wanna be a manager.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Great Rumbler - 8th November 2004
Quote:I wanna be a manager.
Get in line.
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Darunia - 8th November 2004
And I think like in the whole state of Mass. only five or six towns went decisively for Bush.
Hahaha--and mine, Middleborough, was one of them! Seriously; so many people I know around here are not just conservative, but arch-conservative. Incorrigably, militaristic, let's-steal-and-burn-Kerry-signs conservative. My town, and a neighboring town, Lakeville, were both pro-Bush. I'm glad to have gone against the flow here. :clap:
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - A Black Falcon - 8th November 2004
There was an article in the Globe about one of those weird conservative towns in Massachusetts after the election... not yours though, sorry. :)
Kerry: Ass WHUPPED! - Geno - 10th November 2004
Why do my sickly grandparents who can hardly afford healthcare, let alone the cost of living, always vote straight Republican in every election? The influence went down a couple generations in my family, my mom and brother both having voted Republican. My sister and I voted Democratic and my dad, while he voted for Kerry, did not vote straight ticket. My dad's always been a moderate.