18th October 2004, 8:44 PM
In Vermont they have Free T-Shirt signs everywhere to draw you in, but instead of a free t-shirt, you get free DEATH. And if that doesn't kill you, they make you a senior VP in charge of marketing for "Uncle Hitler's Bathtime Fun Soap and Rust Remover" and melt sections of your penis-skin off with a Nascar endorsed Zippo with an embossed picture of Dale Eandhart that they nick-named 'Krispy Kreme'.
Completely true.
Right now someone from Nintendo is reading this thread and wondering if this is what happens to people when they grow up playing Nintendo games their entire life, and all I can say to that is.......
Yes.
Completely true.
Right now someone from Nintendo is reading this thread and wondering if this is what happens to people when they grow up playing Nintendo games their entire life, and all I can say to that is.......
Yes.