15th September 2004, 6:13 PM
*twists the knife* Wait...you said STOP twisting...right?
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
15th September 2004, 6:13 PM
*twists the knife* Wait...you said STOP twisting...right?
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
15th September 2004, 7:54 PM
Isn't the plural of virus virii?
Or viruses, maybe? I can field this one---Virus is NOT a latin word (though yes it does seem it,) thus does not comply w/ Latin plural suffixes---so, officially, the plural of virus is VIRUSES. Sorry--I know virii would sound cooler. Darunia you live in a fantasy believing you are some Goron or great genera Maybe it fooled you, but it's really just a façade---I don't really believe I'm a videogame character. *Most condescending tone ever* you are forbidden to believe in anything you cannot prove right off hand. Fair enough---if that means that you in turn cannot believe in God anymore, my work will have been done. *Shakes hands w/ ASM* You cant believe in Worm holes since nobody has seen any or experience one no aliens either. That's right. But I'm not lobbying over their existence. That is ASM's 8,202nd career Non-Sequitir, Ladies and Tendites!! And if Jesus lives, why should we feel bad that he sacrificed himself on the cross--if he really didn't die, he didn't sacrafice anything; thus he's just a charlatan.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
16th September 2004, 12:29 PM
*and his exploded bits are eaten by John Carpenter and Ozzy Osborne*
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
16th September 2004, 1:02 PM
*While his soul is forced to listen to boy bands for 99,000 years*
17th September 2004, 12:22 PM
*And then after that he is visited by the ghost of Captain Murphy who calls him a mailbox head*
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
17th September 2004, 3:14 PM
(This post was last modified: 17th September 2004, 10:38 PM by alien space marine.)
"Declares Truce and cease fire to Goron forces"
Fliping Fuck over!
17th September 2004, 3:28 PM
...Um.... ASM, perhaps it would be best if you ... didn't... defend Christianity for us...
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
17th September 2004, 5:15 PM
Dark Jaguar Wrote:...Um.... ASM, perhaps it would be best if you ... didn't... defend Christianity for us... That's probably the smartest thing I've seen in this entire thread.
17th September 2004, 5:33 PM
(This post was last modified: 17th September 2004, 5:51 PM by alien space marine.)
17th September 2004, 8:52 PM
*With the Canadian route, the Goron sweep is complete*
*End of the final Goron-Religion War* I shan't boast. Good game, everyone.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
17th September 2004, 10:23 PM
(This post was last modified: 17th September 2004, 10:41 PM by alien space marine.)
*nods in agreement, feels sympathy for Darunia because of my overeaction*
18th September 2004, 7:47 AM
*Just as Darunia declares victory the earth explodes killing everyone*
18th September 2004, 12:46 PM
*suddenly the pikmin swarms all attempt to lift Darunia up and carry him to an onion*
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
19th September 2004, 5:23 AM
...and everybody died!
GAME OVER (Insert 25 cents)
19th September 2004, 10:31 AM
25 cents?! I wish. It's probably more like 50 cents.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
19th September 2004, 12:55 PM
Pictures of Splat? It's on everyday from 5 to 7 on Nickelodeon...
I'm on there occasionaly as Big Scary Guy. Any production stills will probably be given away at the wrap party.
19th September 2004, 1:09 PM
Wrap party?
Stop saying things as though we have any idea what you are talking about!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
19th September 2004, 1:50 PM
My God---I----hate the Yankess---so much---I'm---overcome---with----bursting----hatred...
*Explodes*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
19th September 2004, 2:13 PM
Big deal, so they constantly win with no sign of stopping (so I hear), that just means they have better skill. Unless of course they are cheating in a cartoonish manner ala Wacky Racers. hehehehehehehheeeeeee *that was an evil dog laugh*
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
19th September 2004, 6:24 PM
They have better skill because they have some much more money than everyone else that they can just buy anyone they need. IT'S WRONG I TELL YOU!! WRONG!!*
*This message has been brought to you by the Rangers Fans For Truth About How Much The Yankees Suck And Probably Have An Unholy Pact With The Devil.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
19th September 2004, 7:02 PM
Eh...
If I had that much money, I'd turn my house into a giant puppet.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
20th September 2004, 9:08 AM
I'm getting this vibe that Darunia doesn't like the Yankees. Anybody else feeling it?
20th September 2004, 11:54 AM
A New Englander who likes the Yankees is an evil heretic! ... or as close to being one as you can get, anyway. ... um, at least I know that I instantly think less of someone if I see them wearing anything with the Yankees logo on it...
20th September 2004, 12:35 PM
[b]They have better skill because they have some much more money than everyone else that they can just buy anyone they need. IT'S WRONG I TELL YOU!! WRONG!!*[b/]
Yes--that IS just it! Like when they bought out A-Rod; they have a virtual monopoly on the fucking sport. 26 World Series; the second closest is, what, 9 by the A's or something like that...don't tell me that's not twisted. *Darunia, on behalf of Red Sox Nation and the Goron Empire, officially offers an anti-Yankees pact to Great Rumbler, on behalf of the Texas Rangers*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
20th September 2004, 12:57 PM
It might be 10 from the A's, but it's somewhere around 9 to 11... yeah, not close. Stupid Yankees with their money. It's always just enough more than everyone else to set up a constant series of dynasties... if they're not winning this year you know they probably will next year. :(
20th September 2004, 2:26 PM
Quote:*Darunia, on behalf of Red Sox Nation and the Goron Empire, officially offers an anti-Yankees pact to Great Rumbler, on behalf of the Texas Rangers* *accepts Darunia's pact and funnels millions in soft money donations to his causes*
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
20th September 2004, 10:13 PM
There is only one thing that can stop the Yankees.
SALARY CAP. Hey, it makes the NFL much more interesting.
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
21st September 2004, 7:54 AM
Dark Jaguar Wrote:Eh... They definately did that on the family guy :)
~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!" Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~ ~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~ ~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~ ~[While trying to potty-train Stewie] Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you. Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn! Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
21st September 2004, 9:07 AM
Yes, dear, I think that must've been on his mind as he posted that...
*Deploys an elite Goron commando team to bomb Yankee Stadium--and theyt come across a pile in the middle of the field. They get closer; to realize that the moist, throbbing pile is a magnificent gay orgy of Jeter, Sheffield, Matsui, Cairo and A-Rod--and an intense fight takes place. The Gorons kill all of them and disembowl them. Yankee Stadium blows up.* *End Yankee Dynasty*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
21st September 2004, 11:09 AM
Where did my post go! "Mets suck Nicks suck Yankees suck! *Runs*"
21st September 2004, 2:45 PM
Whats this thing called Baseball? Um.............
21st September 2004, 3:03 PM
Quote:Whats this thing called Baseball? Um............. :shake:
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
21st September 2004, 5:57 PM
Darunia Wrote:Yes, dear, I think that must've been on his mind as he posted that... The never ending smart ass :kiss:
~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!" Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~ ~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~ ~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~ ~[While trying to potty-train Stewie] Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you. Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn! Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
21st September 2004, 6:18 PM
Screw baseball. Now on the other hand, hammer, that's an awesome game. It involves... well, come closer and I'll tell you.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
22nd September 2004, 6:40 AM
Crokay has a hammer!
22nd September 2004, 8:56 AM
The salary cap makes the NFL interesting, but SOME amount of difference between teams can be good... I don't know, something like the Yankees with so much success is bad, but is it so bad to have some amount of difference between teams? The NFL doesn't have much really.
22nd September 2004, 5:10 PM
There shouldn't be THAT much variance between teams. It should be the teams that work well together that win, not the ones that have the most money.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
22nd September 2004, 8:03 PM
A Black Falcon Wrote:The salary cap makes the NFL interesting, but SOME amount of difference between teams can be good... I don't know, something like the Yankees with so much success is bad, but is it so bad to have some amount of difference between teams? The NFL doesn't have much really. Yes it does, that's the beauty of it. I've followed the NFL for eight years. In that time frame, only three of the 32 teams have not posted a winning record, and the other 29 have all been in the playoffs at least once. Conversely, 30 of the 32 teams have also had at least one season below .500 in that same timeframe. Teams can be great one year and not so great the next. There are no dynasties. Every season, you KNOW a team that's been ignored for awhile is gonna have a breakout season, and everything else is pretty random, so one doesn't really know what to expect. That's a big reason why the NFL has caught my interest and the other sports don't.
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
22nd September 2004, 8:18 PM
Oh come on, having a greatest team means that when some underdog team finally overcomes them, at their most powerful (it's just meaningless if they beat a weaker version), then they like, become the greatest Baseballmon masters of all or something...
It's all here in this pamphlet. *hands everyone a "the heart of Japanese anime competition" pamphlet* Seriously, having one ridiculously overpowered team makes things more legendary.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
23rd September 2004, 5:15 AM
Quote:Oh come on, having a greatest team means that when some underdog team finally overcomes them, at their most powerful (it's just meaningless if they beat a weaker version), then they like, become the greatest Baseballmon masters of all or something... I guess it is a bigger achievement when you beat a big team like that, but is it too much to ask that the Yankees not go the playoffs EVERY SINGLE YEAR?
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
23rd September 2004, 9:52 AM
The delegates from the Goron Empire second Great Rumbler's motion.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
23rd September 2004, 11:43 AM
Well what I will say is NFL football is considerably more popular in America than any other professional sport today, and I think the effects of the salary cap are primarily responsible.
Dynasties are great for fans of whichever team is enjoying their streak (and hell, my favorite NFL team had the greatest dynasty in the modern game), but eventually it gets to the point where the rest of the fandom starts thinking "oh, the Yankees won. Again. Yay."
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
23rd September 2004, 6:09 PM
Quote:I've followed the NFL for eight years. In that time frame, only three of the 32 teams have not posted a winning record, and the other 29 have all been in the playoffs at least once. Conversely, 30 of the 32 teams have also had at least one season below .500 in that same timeframe. Teams can be great one year and not so great the next. There are no dynasties. Every season, you KNOW a team that's been ignored for awhile is gonna have a breakout season, and everything else is pretty random, so one doesn't really know what to expect. That's a big reason why the NFL has caught my interest and the other sports don't. But my point was that I think that to a point having some difference between the teams is good... okay, it really stinks if your team is awful every year. But it should probably be harder to be good than it is in the NFL. As in, the Yankees take it too far but the idea isn't all bad. :)
23rd September 2004, 7:41 PM
Nice try---DOPPLEGANGER!
Sweetdreams, Dopplegangers!! *SMACK! BAM!*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
24th September 2004, 10:14 AM
*Scoff*
Uh hello---Sealab!?
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
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