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    Tendo City Tendo City: Metropolitan District Ramble City Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D]

     
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    Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D]
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    20th March 2004, 5:51 PM
    ....I don't get it.
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    #52
    20th March 2004, 5:52 PM
    Ahahahaha...haha...ha...yeah I don't get it either.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #53
    20th March 2004, 5:53 PM
    I'm fairly sure he will. That's all that really matters. :D
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    #54
    20th March 2004, 6:49 PM
    Opera Winfrey, fools.
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    #55
    20th March 2004, 6:54 PM
    Haaaa. I get it now. :)
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    #56
    20th March 2004, 7:09 PM
    You're so fat that you have a smaller fat man orbiting around you!

    YEAH

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    #57
    20th March 2004, 10:20 PM
    Oh yeah?
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    #58
    20th March 2004, 10:37 PM
    Come on Ryan, get with the fucking program, knob
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    #59
    20th March 2004, 10:42 PM
    Blasphemy!
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    #60
    20th March 2004, 10:51 PM
    That "you're an asshole" pic looks like SJ...
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    #61
    20th March 2004, 10:55 PM
    I see a war of pictures do not work in my favor.

    Then it will be a war of words.

    En Garde (sp?)!


    Oh yeah. oh FUCKING YEAH. I feel the blackness. I feel blackedness on my smackedness, I gots the jive turkey get down with my bad self, that's right nigga! Here it IS!

    Your butt is so big you have more crack than a drug dealer! You're so fat, you have more chins than a Chinese phone book! THAT'S RIGHT BITCH. You so fat they took your baby pictures via sattelite! You're so FAT that you bleed chocolate milk! You're so UGLY, your mom had to be drunk to breastfeed you! OH I'M NOT DONE YET NIGGA. You so STUPID, you tried to tape glue! UHUH, your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it! OH I KNOW THAT HIT A NERVE, HONKEY JIVE MOTHA FUCKA. I CUT YOU, CUT YOU CLEAN, CUT YOU DEEP. MAKE YOU BLEED LIKE A STUCK PIG. I'M GONNA GET YOU SUCKA!

    And you best be keepin quiet now bitch. Cuz if my pants aint down around my ankles then dont open yo mouth nigga!
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    21st March 2004, 10:50 AM
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    This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I guess I'll add my part to the fight. This is so overdone, but who cares. It's tradition.

    Then suddenly, Canada explodes!
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    #63
    21st March 2004, 11:24 AM
    Fittisize Wrote:That "you're an asshole" pic looks like SJ...

    The other two look suspiciously like Sean's nephew. Funny that. :confused2
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    #64
    21st March 2004, 3:35 PM
    Laser Link!

    So am I to assume that the explosions of Canada is somehow related to a negative act against me? Because if it is....

    Korea: YU QUIXZANG TOTO YUSHIKI (wag wag, woof)! *explodes, negatively affecting Laser Link in some fashion*

    HA
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    #65
    21st March 2004, 4:05 PM
    Soilent Green is people!! PEOPLE, I TELL YOU!!!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #66
    21st March 2004, 6:00 PM
    Your momma's so fat, than when she walks, er...she like...waddles or something! Hah--eat that! Dis!!
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    #67
    21st March 2004, 6:40 PM
    Your mom is so fat that she bleeds gravy!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #68
    21st March 2004, 7:37 PM
    Did he look like a bitch?
    What??!
    BAM!

    You out, sucker
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    #69
    22nd March 2004, 10:38 PM
    Your momma's so fat, when she walks down the street you can hear her thighs saying "Scuse Me, Pardon Me".

    Lazy, what's up. I don't think the Spontaneous Canbustion has anything to do with you personally. But who can be sure?
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    #70
    22nd March 2004, 10:44 PM
    Even his fat mother jokes are polite!

    You are all SO... corporeal, that when a ghost shows up you are all like "what was THAT, let's take a picture!". Ahah, take THAT!
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #71
    23rd March 2004, 12:29 AM
    Yo mama's titties so saggy they hang down lower than my nuts. WHAT NIGGA WHAT.
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    #72
    23rd March 2004, 12:32 AM
    Oh yeah?! Well your face is as dumb as a butt!
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    #73
    23rd March 2004, 1:50 AM
    Insofar as they are capable of the same level of independent thought? Well... duh...
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    #74
    23rd March 2004, 10:44 AM
    Blonde jokes time!
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    #75
    23rd March 2004, 11:26 AM
    What's the difference between a blonde and a bag of hammers?

    The hammers are sharper but the blonde puts out more.

    ROFL
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    #76
    23rd March 2004, 11:45 AM
    Joke I heard the other day:

    Did you hear that they're getting rid of blonde jokes? They're just deciding that all women are fucking stupid.
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    #77
    23rd March 2004, 12:56 PM
    LMAO
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    #78
    23rd March 2004, 1:28 PM
    How about some Aggie [Texas A&M] jokes instead?

    3 Aggies were riding in a truck, 1 was driving and the other two were in the back. While driving across a bridge they hit an icy patch and fell off in the river. The one driving opened the door and got out, the other two drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate open.

    BAM!
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    #79
    23rd March 2004, 1:51 PM
    GREAT RUMBLER SUCKS AT TELLING JOKES

    How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?

    The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

    BUDUMPISH
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    #80
    23rd March 2004, 1:53 PM
    What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

    Pregnant.

    It's so good has to be bad.
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    #81
    23rd March 2004, 1:55 PM
    Why did the blonde stop using the pill?


    Because it kept falling out.


    It's funny cuz it's true.
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    #82
    24th March 2004, 8:42 PM
    It's not a good day for Blonde Kind.
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    #83
    24th March 2004, 9:38 PM
    What are you talking about GR? Must be some very local thing...

    Everything else... no comment...
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    #84
    24th March 2004, 9:46 PM
    Hey that beanjo.
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    #85
    25th March 2004, 3:20 PM
    Quote:What are you talking about GR? Must be some very local thing...

    All Okies dislike Aggies, it's common knowledge really.
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    #86
    25th March 2004, 3:23 PM
    You probably hate each other because of your incredibly lame nick names. :p
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    #87
    25th March 2004, 3:27 PM
    Oh yeah? What do they call people from Colorado, huh? CRAYONS?! Ha, I bet they do! And that's really stupid! And your face is stupid too! So you're like stupid 2x! And that's REALLY stupid!
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    #88
    25th March 2004, 3:32 PM
    ...

    Actually we call ourselves Coloraffledansersons.

    ... *cough*
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    25th March 2004, 3:38 PM
    Quote:...

    Actually we call ourselves Coloraffledansersons.

    ... *cough*

    Oh...
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    #90
    25th March 2004, 3:53 PM
    Both of those names are pathetically lame, and what on Earth does Aggie even mean?

    You see, this is one of those things I hate about Oklahoma. Such incredibly minor things suddenly become important when there's absolutely nothing that is TRULY important going on.
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    25th March 2004, 4:10 PM
    Quote:and what on Earth does Aggie even mean?

    Aggie = Agriculture [Texas A&M University]

    The nickname has been around for years.
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    #92
    25th March 2004, 6:49 PM
    UMASS Darmouth > Texas A&M
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    25th March 2004, 7:16 PM
    Southeastern Oklahoma State University > You
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    #94
    25th March 2004, 7:35 PM
    It's a good thing that's only some local region thing and not nation wide! I'm excused from having to know it, and you should be ASHAMED TO know it!
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    #95
    25th March 2004, 7:44 PM
    It's part of the Oklahoma/Texas rivarly that's been going on for years. It all started in the 1800's when we almost fought a battle with Texas because they said that they owned the Red River, of course in the end we proved that it was actually Oklahoma that owned the Red River. Take that, Texas!
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    25th March 2004, 7:50 PM
    Ah yes, I remember reading about that. Honestly I thought the whole thing was stupid, but I guess some people actually care about it. Pardon me for saying so, but what an idiotic rivalry. Why on Earth would I ever be convinced to hate an adjacent state just because I was born here? Remember, I have not a trace of state pride.
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    26th March 2004, 1:38 PM
    Quote:Why on Earth would I ever be convinced to hate an adjacent state just because I was born here?

    It's got nothing at all do with hate, it's fun to have rivalries with people, just as long as they don't get out of hand.

    Quote:Remember, I have not a trace of state pride.

    Well, I do.

    ...

    ...

    As much as one can have for a state like Oklahoma.
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    26th March 2004, 2:06 PM
    But what's there to be a rival about? I see your point, but there's NOTHING there. I'm not directly competing, and that's the ONLY reason to ever have a rivalry... EVER! I said that in JUST the right way to make you hate me. Specially formulated it was in a lab. Still, that's my opinion said in the most abbrasive way I could think of.

    Besides, it's unimportant and no one IMPORTANT cares about it, because it's irrelevent! If I'm going to have a rivalry, it's going to be one where it's with another person trying to SHAKE THE FOUNDATIONS OF EVERYTHING.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    26th March 2004, 2:27 PM
    UMASS Dartmouth > Great Rumbler, Texas A&M.
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    26th March 2004, 3:32 PM
    I never said I liked Texas A&M.

    Quote:But what's there to be a rival about? I see your point, but there's NOTHING there.

    You don't need a good reason to have rivaly, you just do it. There is football, though, and well...I can't of anything else, but I'm sure there are things!
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