Actually, my theory is that Goron lifespans are shorter,therefore they age much faster, and to make things even out they celebrate four birthdays a year.
Um, so gorons orbit the sun faster than humans do?
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
Wow, I'm shocked that you remembered, what with my slacking attendance and all. I am humbled by your humility, and to show it, I, his excellency, the emperor of all Goron peoples, bestow upon thee, all of TC, full pardon and clemency for all wars I've declared upon all of you thus far. Thanks again for your best wishes.
---His Excellency, Emperor Darunia S. Goron I, Esq., le comte to Hyrule
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
"It" is an awesome book. So says the Holy Emperor. Those of you who can read should give it a spin. I had that damn book for fifteen years and only now have I given it any time.
I can't be bothered to learn every nuance of you're silly back-water language. Although, I suppose I could take an afternoon off one day and conquer your planet and then wipe "their" out your language too...
Well, if you want to spread devistation across the universe, try buying Gaspork Industry's latest incarnation of darkness, Biostomper 4! It's the most illegal bio-weapon ever devised! Get a 12 pack of them and get a free Eco-Rapist class assault mech!
Gaspork Industries: We make terrible things.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
Well I guess I am kinda late.... Happy belated Birthday Darunia!!! :kiss:
~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
I think we can all agree that English is a truly fucked up language, and that no one has ever completely mastered it in as as much as that they have never made a spelling or grammatical mistake.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
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