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Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - OB1 - 14th September 2003

Wasn't it just a few months ago?

Well in any case, happy birthday.


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Great Rumbler - 14th September 2003

I find it somewhat difficult to suitably express my intense joy on this occasion.

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Just kidding, happy birthday!! :D


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - A Black Falcon - 14th September 2003

What, you suspect Darunia of changing his birthdate several times a year? :)


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - OB1 - 14th September 2003

No I just thought that he had a birthday a few months ago, but it was probably something else.


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - A Black Falcon - 14th September 2003

Ah.

Well I guess we should be happy... :D


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - EdenMaster - 15th September 2003

Actually, my theory is that Goron lifespans are shorter,therefore they age much faster, and to make things even out they celebrate four birthdays a year.

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Nevermind.

Happy birfday, Darunia!


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Dark Jaguar - 15th September 2003

Um, so gorons orbit the sun faster than humans do?


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Fittisize - 15th September 2003

No, they just have a different definition of what a 'year' is.


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - A Black Falcon - 15th September 2003

That's how they get so old... :)


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Darunia - 15th September 2003

Wow, I'm shocked that you remembered, what with my slacking attendance and all. I am humbled by your humility, and to show it, I, his excellency, the emperor of all Goron peoples, bestow upon thee, all of TC, full pardon and clemency for all wars I've declared upon all of you thus far. Thanks again for your best wishes.


---His Excellency, Emperor Darunia S. Goron I, Esq., le comte to Hyrule


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - OB1 - 15th September 2003

It says whose birthday it is on the frontpage, so I didn't actually have to remember anything.

Cheers. Flowers


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Weltall - 15th September 2003

You're an Emperor AND a lawyer?


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Darunia - 16th September 2003

Yes and no. I hate lawyers. Esquire is just my formal title.


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Great Rumbler - 16th September 2003

Oh yeah?! Well I'm an Emperor and Lawyer AND a professional oral hygenist!

That's Dr. Your Majesty to you!!


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Darunia - 16th September 2003

You take that back! I'm the only Emperor in these parts and you know it!!


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Great Rumbler - 16th September 2003

Wrong! I'm the emporer of the Alpha Centauri Federation of Planets, or whatever it was I decided to call it.


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - OB1 - 16th September 2003

There are OB1 peoples? What


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Great Rumbler - 16th September 2003

I think there might be a planet of them somewhere in the Federation, but I don't know for sure.


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - OB1 - 16th September 2003

So I'm the ruler of them, right?


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Great Rumbler - 16th September 2003

No, they pretty much just do there own thing.


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - OB1 - 16th September 2003

their


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Weltall - 16th September 2003

I am the emperor of myself.

"It" is an awesome book. So says the Holy Emperor. Those of you who can read should give it a spin. I had that damn book for fifteen years and only now have I given it any time.


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Great Rumbler - 17th September 2003

Quote:Originally posted by OB1
their


Ah, I guess you didn't hear about that. The Alpha Centauri Federation of Planets officially abolished the word "their" about five years ago.


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Darunia - 17th September 2003

Ah, I guess you didn't hear about that. The Alpha Centauri Federation of Planets officially abolished the word "their" about five years ago.

Well thats irrelevent, as "their" still exists in English, and you were writing in English, not Alpha Centaurian.


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Great Rumbler - 17th September 2003

I can't be bothered to learn every nuance of you're silly back-water language. Although, I suppose I could take an afternoon off one day and conquer your planet and then wipe "their" out your language too...


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Dark Jaguar - 17th September 2003

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Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Moiraine - 18th September 2003

Well I guess I am kinda late.... Happy belated Birthday Darunia!!! :kiss:


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Darunia - 18th September 2003

Why thank you Moiraine.

*Officially declares "their" to exist in every language.*


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - A Black Falcon - 18th September 2003

Isn't their, there, and they're like third grade stuff? :)


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - OB1 - 18th September 2003

So is it's and its yet you always manage to screw those up. :p


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - A Black Falcon - 19th September 2003

No, I just leave out apostrophes...


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - OB1 - 19th September 2003

Riiiight. Rolleyes


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - Darunia - 19th September 2003

I think we can all agree that English is a truly fucked up language, and that no one has ever completely mastered it in as as much as that they have never made a spelling or grammatical mistake.


Uh... Darunia's birthday is today? - A Black Falcon - 19th September 2003

Yes, its one of the most complex languages there is thanks to its nature of linguistic growth through word acquisition...