23rd July 2003, 12:06 AM
Happyyyyyy Birthday!
As your present, I have granted roaches super intelligence, so that they may have nothing to stop them from world domination! Enjoy! *roaches destroy all* Wow, didn't see that coming... Hmm, immune to nuclear attacks, alien attacks, and apparently they can't be killed with magic... Nuts... GET THE ULTRA BOOT 9000!
Um, Happy Birthday...
As your present, I have granted roaches super intelligence, so that they may have nothing to stop them from world domination! Enjoy! *roaches destroy all* Wow, didn't see that coming... Hmm, immune to nuclear attacks, alien attacks, and apparently they can't be killed with magic... Nuts... GET THE ULTRA BOOT 9000!
Um, Happy Birthday...
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)