30th November 2007, 8:47 PM
Her: Thank you for calling Orbitz my name is Shcharid'hara how may I help you.
Me: I'm poor and I want to travel to Holland.
Her: Thank you what is your name.
Me: Sean.
Her: S as in Smoke E as in Edward A as in apple N as in Nancy
Me: ..........yes
Her: and your last name Sean what is it please.
Me: ......bradshaw
Her: B as in Baseball R as in Robot A as in apple
Me: Yes, okay. Yes. Spell it. Tell me every letter.
Her: D as in dog S as in Smoke H as in Helicopter A as in apple--
Me: W as in Frank.
Her: Frank is not W
Me: ...
Her: Your last name is ending with a W or an F
Me: W...
Her: Mr. Bradshaw
Me: ...............yes
Her: Hello thank you for calling Orbitz how may I help you.
Me: oh fat christ
Her: yes
Me: Okay, I found a ticket on here for 565, I would like to buy it but the website tells me no.
Her: Due to demand we are sorry but the prices may change at any time.
Me: Okay, but I want that one. I have 584 dollars in the bank and I want the one for 565. Please, please make it happen.
Her: Due to demand we are sorry but the price may change at any time. Unfortunately, let me look it up for you I'm sorry.
Me: .........
Her: The best price I can find is for 1,205 dollars is your card a Visa?
Me: I cant... what? I cant afford that.
Her: Due to demand we are sorry but the pr--
Me: Okay, just, what's on there. Anything. Anything in the 'Poor' range.
Her: .....................................................due to demand we are sorry bu--
Me: oh FAT CHRIST, GOD
Her: We're sorry but the best price available is 565
Me: YES! YES! I WANT THAT! BUY THAT! YES?
Her: what is your credit card number?
Me: Okay, okay. 5 6 4--
Her: Due to demand we are sorry but that price is no longer available.
Me: It's gone? It cant be gone!
Her: The price is no longer available Sean
Me: FUCK! FUCK!
Her: How can I help you.
Me: I will buy you flowers and rub your feet if I can buy a ticket for 565.
Her: I am in India.
Me: DO YOU HAVE FEET?
Her: How can I help you.
Me: .......i'm poor I would like the ghetto flight to amsterdam.
Her: Ghetto.
Me: Yes, it means shitty, dumb, the horror flight, the bag of expired peanuts and the fat guy and the screaming red haired baby.
Her: You are bringing children with you?
Me: FUCK! I HATE YOU! WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLES PRAY TO A NAKED WOMAN WITH AN ELEPHANT HEAD ANYWAY?
Her: You are familiar with Indian culture?
Me: I ***hate*** I ***HATE*** indian culture! your food sucks, your people suck, your not even a normal shade of brown its like--
Her: I have a found a ticket for 565
Me: THANK GOD BUY IT NOW
Her: okay can you give me your address
Me: okay 504 Omaha st. Palm har--
Her: Due to demand--
Me: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO HELL AND DIE AND YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!
Her: I am in India
Me: DIE IN INDIA!!!!!!! IS IT LEGAL TO KILL PEOPLE IN INDIA???
Her: no.
Me: IF IT WERE LEGAL I WOULD TOTALLY KILL YOU
Her: Would you like to speak to my supervisor
Me: CAN I KILL HIM TOO???
Her: Sean. I have found a ticket for 565
Me: LIAR
Her: What is your address
Me: JUST BUY IT, JUST FUCKING BUY IT, JESUS FAT CHRIST BUY IT, PLEASE GOD
Her: The ticket cannot be purchased.
Me: okay, okay. 504 Omah--
Her: Due to demand--
Me: *bangs phone on head and screams*
Her: I dont think I am able to help you.
Me: NO SHIT?????
Her: Try refreshing the page Sean.
Me: I am..........
Her: And what did you able to find
Me: aint found shit
Her: Try again in 30 seconds.
Me: This is retarded. This is so retarded. I just want the ticket. Do you hate me? Do you hate white people?
Her: hi hi hi hi
Me: ??
Her: I thought you were black.
Me: Not fucking funny. Not, this is, you're a racist.
Her: hi hi hi hi Sean I am unable to help you.
Me: Fucking fuck Fuckitty McFuck Ass.
Her: Sean I have a ticket for 1,834 dollars would you like to purchase.
Me: Okay. No? I have 584 dollars in the bank, okay? I spent 2 grand, 3 grand on my pets, I dont have that. I have 584 dollars. 584. I was fired from my job, I have bills up my ass, my entire family is poor. Please God help me out. HELP ME.
Her: Sean I have a ticket for 565
Me: I hate you.
Her: Would you like me to purchase
Me: No, DONT purchase it. Let it go.
Her: It is no longer available.
Me: hahahaha why!?!?! this is the most retarded thing, this is worse than underground dog fights! Atleast you can see which dog is getting its ass kicked, this is just random! I WANT TO GO TO HOLLAND
Her: I can sympathize surely..
Me: NO YOU CANT! AND DONT CALL ME SHIRLEY!
Her: hi hi hi hi hi
Me: You make me want to do drugs and hurt myself.
Her: You are rock singer?
Me: I am a famous black rock singer that needs to go to holland.
Her: You are famous
Me: Very, i'm extremely famous.
Her: Sean I dont believe you because you would have more than 584 in the bank.
Me: YOU THINK SO???
Her: hi hi hi hi I cannot help you.
Me: fuck.
Her: Sean I have a ticket for 565
Me: 504 omaha st. palm harbor florida 34683
Her: thank you and what type of card is it
Me: VISA
her: thank you and the card number
Me: 7756 6428--
Her and I at the same time: : Due to demand we are sorry but the price may change at any time. I hate you.
Her: Orbitz would like to apologize.
Me: Orbitz can press its lips up against my left ass cheek and spell the alphabet with its tongue.
Her: hi hi hi you are very bad.
Me: I'm sending you a bomb.
Her: no.
Me: its covered in anthrax.
Her: No you are not a terrorist you are black rock singer.
Me: No, im completely fucked out of a ticket.
Her: keep trying.... we will all hope for you.
Me: who's we??
Her: everyone who is listening.
Me: I'M NOT ENTERTAINMENT I WANT MY TICKET
Her: hi hi hi no you cannot have a ticket I am mean now hi hi hi hi
Me: Because of you I will hate indian people forever.
Her: that's not true. Sorry for not helping you Mr. Bradshaw please keep checking the website.
Me: die.
Her: thank you for using Orbitz.
Me: I'll be back.
Her: I look forward to it. hi hi hi hi
Me: I'm poor and I want to travel to Holland.
Her: Thank you what is your name.
Me: Sean.
Her: S as in Smoke E as in Edward A as in apple N as in Nancy
Me: ..........yes
Her: and your last name Sean what is it please.
Me: ......bradshaw
Her: B as in Baseball R as in Robot A as in apple
Me: Yes, okay. Yes. Spell it. Tell me every letter.
Her: D as in dog S as in Smoke H as in Helicopter A as in apple--
Me: W as in Frank.
Her: Frank is not W
Me: ...
Her: Your last name is ending with a W or an F
Me: W...
Her: Mr. Bradshaw
Me: ...............yes
Her: Hello thank you for calling Orbitz how may I help you.
Me: oh fat christ
Her: yes
Me: Okay, I found a ticket on here for 565, I would like to buy it but the website tells me no.
Her: Due to demand we are sorry but the prices may change at any time.
Me: Okay, but I want that one. I have 584 dollars in the bank and I want the one for 565. Please, please make it happen.
Her: Due to demand we are sorry but the price may change at any time. Unfortunately, let me look it up for you I'm sorry.
Me: .........
Her: The best price I can find is for 1,205 dollars is your card a Visa?
Me: I cant... what? I cant afford that.
Her: Due to demand we are sorry but the pr--
Me: Okay, just, what's on there. Anything. Anything in the 'Poor' range.
Her: .....................................................due to demand we are sorry bu--
Me: oh FAT CHRIST, GOD
Her: We're sorry but the best price available is 565
Me: YES! YES! I WANT THAT! BUY THAT! YES?
Her: what is your credit card number?
Me: Okay, okay. 5 6 4--
Her: Due to demand we are sorry but that price is no longer available.
Me: It's gone? It cant be gone!
Her: The price is no longer available Sean
Me: FUCK! FUCK!
Her: How can I help you.
Me: I will buy you flowers and rub your feet if I can buy a ticket for 565.
Her: I am in India.
Me: DO YOU HAVE FEET?
Her: How can I help you.
Me: .......i'm poor I would like the ghetto flight to amsterdam.
Her: Ghetto.
Me: Yes, it means shitty, dumb, the horror flight, the bag of expired peanuts and the fat guy and the screaming red haired baby.
Her: You are bringing children with you?
Me: FUCK! I HATE YOU! WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLES PRAY TO A NAKED WOMAN WITH AN ELEPHANT HEAD ANYWAY?
Her: You are familiar with Indian culture?
Me: I ***hate*** I ***HATE*** indian culture! your food sucks, your people suck, your not even a normal shade of brown its like--
Her: I have a found a ticket for 565
Me: THANK GOD BUY IT NOW
Her: okay can you give me your address
Me: okay 504 Omaha st. Palm har--
Her: Due to demand--
Me: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO HELL AND DIE AND YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!
Her: I am in India
Me: DIE IN INDIA!!!!!!! IS IT LEGAL TO KILL PEOPLE IN INDIA???
Her: no.
Me: IF IT WERE LEGAL I WOULD TOTALLY KILL YOU
Her: Would you like to speak to my supervisor
Me: CAN I KILL HIM TOO???
Her: Sean. I have found a ticket for 565
Me: LIAR
Her: What is your address
Me: JUST BUY IT, JUST FUCKING BUY IT, JESUS FAT CHRIST BUY IT, PLEASE GOD
Her: The ticket cannot be purchased.
Me: okay, okay. 504 Omah--
Her: Due to demand--
Me: *bangs phone on head and screams*
Her: I dont think I am able to help you.
Me: NO SHIT?????
Her: Try refreshing the page Sean.
Me: I am..........
Her: And what did you able to find
Me: aint found shit
Her: Try again in 30 seconds.
Me: This is retarded. This is so retarded. I just want the ticket. Do you hate me? Do you hate white people?
Her: hi hi hi hi
Me: ??
Her: I thought you were black.
Me: Not fucking funny. Not, this is, you're a racist.
Her: hi hi hi hi Sean I am unable to help you.
Me: Fucking fuck Fuckitty McFuck Ass.
Her: Sean I have a ticket for 1,834 dollars would you like to purchase.
Me: Okay. No? I have 584 dollars in the bank, okay? I spent 2 grand, 3 grand on my pets, I dont have that. I have 584 dollars. 584. I was fired from my job, I have bills up my ass, my entire family is poor. Please God help me out. HELP ME.
Her: Sean I have a ticket for 565
Me: I hate you.
Her: Would you like me to purchase
Me: No, DONT purchase it. Let it go.
Her: It is no longer available.
Me: hahahaha why!?!?! this is the most retarded thing, this is worse than underground dog fights! Atleast you can see which dog is getting its ass kicked, this is just random! I WANT TO GO TO HOLLAND
Her: I can sympathize surely..
Me: NO YOU CANT! AND DONT CALL ME SHIRLEY!
Her: hi hi hi hi hi
Me: You make me want to do drugs and hurt myself.
Her: You are rock singer?
Me: I am a famous black rock singer that needs to go to holland.
Her: You are famous
Me: Very, i'm extremely famous.
Her: Sean I dont believe you because you would have more than 584 in the bank.
Me: YOU THINK SO???
Her: hi hi hi hi I cannot help you.
Me: fuck.
Her: Sean I have a ticket for 565
Me: 504 omaha st. palm harbor florida 34683
Her: thank you and what type of card is it
Me: VISA
her: thank you and the card number
Me: 7756 6428--
Her and I at the same time: : Due to demand we are sorry but the price may change at any time. I hate you.
Her: Orbitz would like to apologize.
Me: Orbitz can press its lips up against my left ass cheek and spell the alphabet with its tongue.
Her: hi hi hi you are very bad.
Me: I'm sending you a bomb.
Her: no.
Me: its covered in anthrax.
Her: No you are not a terrorist you are black rock singer.
Me: No, im completely fucked out of a ticket.
Her: keep trying.... we will all hope for you.
Me: who's we??
Her: everyone who is listening.
Me: I'M NOT ENTERTAINMENT I WANT MY TICKET
Her: hi hi hi no you cannot have a ticket I am mean now hi hi hi hi
Me: Because of you I will hate indian people forever.
Her: that's not true. Sorry for not helping you Mr. Bradshaw please keep checking the website.
Me: die.
Her: thank you for using Orbitz.
Me: I'll be back.
Her: I look forward to it. hi hi hi hi