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    lazyfatbum
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    #1
    23rd February 2006, 2:40 AM
    If you're atypical, smell your own dick and lick the wet spots of pants - then post here. Here, you will be welcomed, or not, it depends on your penis length and your level of nudity. i am currently a level F nude person, here are my penis stats:

    55" SA
    1" TTY (not including 2nd)
    8 - 9 (nonsequencial)
    47' BBOG
    10" (including TTY but not SA sizes)

    Classification or pet name: Black Footed Ferret, Benji, Wank Wank the Emotional Stick, Penderecki's Masterpiece, Wood Sprite, 'The Ted Danson Story', Fappers Von Bluntcheese, Asain Death Device, Woman Tester, Bird-Rest, Wallace's Gromit, Single-Seater Rocket-Rider Exploration Tool, That Fucking Thing, and of course Princess

    Things i have put in my ass or other people's asses:

    Milk
    disposable lighter
    Single-serve tobasco sauce bottle
    Crayola (sunrise orange)
    Various Nintendo oriented paraphernalia
    Hair
    Beer
    Prepaid phone
    small ornamental figurines, such as 'baby's first steps' and 'daddy's home'
    Capri Sun juice pouch straw
    Marbles
    Dice
    A nose (not mine)
    Suction tools
    Elmer's Glue Stick
    Glow Stick (yellow)
    Pennies and assorted change
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    #2
    23rd February 2006, 3:19 AM
    My Penis Stats:

    78 centimeters length
    10 centimeters girth
    7.8 ratio
    19 pounds, 7 ounces
    190 gal. water displacement
    30 MPH top speed
    3000 mAH charge capacity
    450W max. output

    Classification or pet name: Quarter-Pound Big Bite, The Buster Sword, Extension Cord, Pipe Organ, the Great Knife, Tubal Integrity, the PlayStation Portable, Snickers the Trouser Mouse, William Hung, Nestea Plunger, the Blunt Object of Pregnancy, "You Must Be This Tall to Ride the Scream Machine" and My Kid Brother Steven

    Things i have put in my ass or other people's asses:

    Memory Card 59
    Diet Pepsi
    Talcum Powder
    The Apprentice Season 2
    Nokia N-Gage
    Go-gurt
    Sega Dreamcast
    The Master Sword
    Deez Nuts
    4pc Chicken McNuggets
    My cat
    4-function universal remote
    49 cents in change
    The Frito Bandito
    Fittisize
    3.5" floppy
    The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea
    YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
    WE STAND AT THE DOOR
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    lazyfatbum
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    #3
    23rd February 2006, 4:40 AM
    YOU FORGOT TO SMELL DICK AND LICK PANTS

    FAIL!
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    Fittisize
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    #4
    23rd February 2006, 7:22 PM
    Ryan Wrote:Fittisize

    What
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    #5
    23rd February 2006, 10:13 PM (This post was last modified: 23rd February 2006, 11:30 PM by etoven.)
    My penis stats:

    W: Around - Varable 1" to 2' 10"
    L: Varable 6" => 72M 1"
    Weight: On average 12p 1 ounce

    Things I've shoved in an ass (mine or otherwise):

    1 PS2
    An imortal sole (on loan)
    1 McNugget and a carton of eggs
    A 555 timer microchip from radio shack
    I previously owned copy of Zelda Wind Waker
    A disk containing a jpeg (of a picture of the words jpeg)
    Anna Nicole Smith (purchased with a stolen credit card)
    A Kodak Easy Share 7200 series camera
    A VHS casett of dogs having sex (with horses)

    And finally a picture of Sam Walten masterbating to a picture of a $5 dollar bill.

    EDIT: Pet Names

    Bork the ork dork, Billy the penis, OGOY B (Ow my GOd You must have Back trouble), Fred the head, Willy Nelson, and Bob (The grosley enourmious penis).

    Interesting tidbit about me....
    (Also noted in my profile)

    I once had sex on a higher plane of existance....
    (You can forget about any details), wild horses and all that!

    Link Peace! And penis!
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    Sacred Jellybean
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    #6
    23rd February 2006, 11:05 PM
    My smelling of my own dick and licking of wet spots of pants will go without saying... or something.

    L nude. (that's my level)

    Current stats:

    10 crooks of the neck to see all sides
    2.5 inches between teeth required to comfortably accept it all into the mouth
    1.5 inch x 1.5 inch x 10 inch pussy (rectangular, for my dick is rectangular) is its normal desirable mating places
    3 fucks of a hooker and maybe certain dolphins before it's spent
    7 Japanese tourists responded "yes" upon asking to see it
    It has tainted the chambers of 0 (human?) virgins

    Classification or pet name: Fleshy slinky (or just "shlinky"), Crawlspace snake, Happy Easter, Groaner, Grover, Groover, Great expectations, Tobe Hooper's monster, Pillage, Pucker up, Peter Parker, Little nasty geeky creepy indian doctor, Morning sunshine, Cocket, Rocketman, Tonsil tick, "oh-my-god-get-that-away-from-me-what-the-hell-is-your-problem".

    Things I have put up my ass or other people's asses:
    Dildos
    Pens
    batteries
    sharp corners of remote controls
    hilt of a knife (needed pliars to get it out)
    Teeth from dentures
    Teeth from people
    Teeth from animals
    Teeth from big plastic tyrannisaurus rex's
    His tongue in her asshole (I was video taping, I would never do something so vile)
    fingers
    toes
    cherries
    beads
    whipped cream
    that canned cheese
    Um, possibly the severed paw of a mouse that got caught in a trap and somehow escaped. But I was too drunk to remember (wink wink)
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