Ultimate Search Engine In Second Beta Form

[etoven]

Using data from the Microsoft network my ultimate search engine is now in second beta. Please try my new technolgy and see how close I'm getting.

[indent]http://tovensolutions.tovennet.net/toven...ISTANT.asp
[/indent]Type In:
[indent]I need a weather forcast
I need to search for something
I need to search for cats

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[Dark Jaguar]

Aren't phrases like "I need" extraneous and just ignored?

[etoven]

Aren't phrases like "I need" extraneous and just ignored?

Yes the engine ignores priases like I need but at the same time uses these words as clues for example to figure out what you need.

[etoven]

I thought I would like to take a moment to clerify the capibilities of my search engine.

Praises The Engine Understands:

• I need to search for a dog
  
• I need to search
  
• I need a weather forcast
  
• I need to search for a pig
  
• I need to search for a picture of a pig fucking a dog
  
• I need to search for a picture of ryan taking a picture of a pig fucking a dog
  
• But not I need to fuck a dog cause the engine isn't down with your weardness :)
  

Praises the Engine Finds Insulting:

• Fuck you
  
• Fuck Her
  
• Mother fucker
  
• Your a mother fucker
  
• Your a mother fucker ecept on tuesdays
  
• Fuck that horse over there because he/she finds you horney!
  
• Go fuck yourself
  
• fuck fuck dam sity fuck fuck.
  
• Or any variation of the word fuck ecept fuck me simply because the engine isn't down with making with a human.
  

Praises the Engine Finds Confusing But Still Undersands:

• I'm drunk
  
• I'd buy some beer if I had any money
  
• I would like to buy some bear
  
• I would like to buy some beer so I can drown out all the voices in my head
  
• or any combination of the words I & buy there of.
  
• I like to see an advertisment
  
• I'd like to see an add
  
• But not, I'd like to make monkey love to an newsetter about monkeys, cause thats just weard!
  

Praises the Engine Doesn't under stands:

• I need a butt for the black market
  
• Why will you not provide this butt.
  
• Can you sell me a referbished butt then
  
• Whell fine, then I'll just buy a new butt at walmart at a reduced price
  
• And, beuwopdagio
  

I hope this clairifies any confusion about the engine..

[lazyfatbum]

................hahahaha?

*consults a dictionary*

Yup, 60% of your post contains words that dont exist. *Waverace 64 announcer voice* Congratulations!

[A Black Falcon]

A search engine that could figure out what those words are anyway would be doing pretty well...

[etoven]

A search engine that could figure out what those words are anyway would be doing pretty well...

My last post was no work of fiction eithor see for yourself...

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