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Ultimate Search Engine In Second Beta Form - etoven - 3rd July 2005
Using data from the Microsoft network my ultimate search engine is now in second beta. Please try my new technolgy and see how close I'm getting.
[indent]http://tovensolutions.tovennet.net/tovensolutions/TOVENNET_ASSISTANT.asp
[/indent]Type In:
[indent]I need a weather forcast
I need to search for something
I need to search for cats
Ext.
[/indent]
Ultimate Search Engine In Second Beta Form - Dark Jaguar - 3rd July 2005
Aren't phrases like "I need" extraneous and just ignored?
Ultimate Search Engine In Second Beta Form - etoven - 3rd July 2005
Dark Jaguar Wrote:Aren't phrases like "I need" extraneous and just ignored?
Yes the engine ignores priases like I need but at the same time uses these words as clues for example to figure out what you need.
Ultimate Search Engine In Second Beta Form - etoven - 5th July 2005
I thought I would like to take a moment to clerify the capibilities of my search engine.
Praises The Engine Understands:
- I need to search for a dog
- I need to search
- I need a weather forcast
- I need to search for a pig
- I need to search for a picture of a pig fucking a dog
- I need to search for a picture of ryan taking a picture of a pig fucking a dog
- But not I need to fuck a dog cause the engine isn't down with your weardness :)
- Fuck you
- Fuck Her
- Mother fucker
- Your a mother fucker
- Your a mother fucker ecept on tuesdays
- Fuck that horse over there because he/she finds you horney!
- Go fuck yourself
- fuck fuck dam sity fuck fuck.
- Or any variation of the word fuck ecept fuck me simply because the engine isn't down with making with a human.
- I'm drunk
- I'd buy some beer if I had any money
- I would like to buy some bear
- I would like to buy some beer so I can drown out all the voices in my head
- or any combination of the words I & buy there of.
- I like to see an advertisment
- I'd like to see an add
- But not, I'd like to make monkey love to an newsetter about monkeys, cause thats just weard!
- I need a butt for the black market
- Why will you not provide this butt.
- Can you sell me a referbished butt then
- Whell fine, then I'll just buy a new butt at walmart at a reduced price
- And, beuwopdagio
Ultimate Search Engine In Second Beta Form - lazyfatbum - 6th July 2005
................hahahaha?
*consults a dictionary*
Yup, 60% of your post contains words that dont exist. *Waverace 64 announcer voice* Congratulations!
Ultimate Search Engine In Second Beta Form - A Black Falcon - 6th July 2005
A search engine that could figure out what those words are anyway would be doing pretty well...
Ultimate Search Engine In Second Beta Form - etoven - 6th July 2005
A Black Falcon Wrote:A search engine that could figure out what those words are anyway would be doing pretty well...
My last post was no work of fiction eithor see for yourself...
http://tovensolutions.tovennet.net/tovensolutions/TOVENNET_ASSISTANT.asp