Genital herpes commercials are funny

[OB1]

Discuss.

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[UltraMarioMan]

Yeah funny I guess they're trying to say get an STD and you go for bike rides and walks on the beach? What the heck?!

[Geno]

Whenever I see one of those commercials, I just keep repeating to myself, "Dude... she has herpes!"

IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY!

[alien space marine]

"Dude run"!

[UltraMarioMan]

Wait give it to Bob from those Enzyte commercials!

[alien space marine]

Enz'Herp! Gives you a garanteed male enhancement and hides those nasty warts from your unsuspecting victim.

Enz'Herp the gift that keeps on giving!

[Geno]

Don't forget about those old tampon/maxipad commercials.

"Have you ever felt... not fresh?"

"You know that scene in that one movie where the elevator doors start to open?"

I have a nosebleed. *sticks a tampon in my nose* I feel so fresh... I'm gonna go play tennis or something.

[UltraMarioMan]

Don't forget about those old tampon/maxipad commercials.

"Have you ever felt... not fresh?"

"You know that scene in that one movie where the elevator doors start to open?"

I have a nosebleed. *sticks a tampon in my nose* I feel so fresh... I'm gonna go play tennis or something.

The only tampon commercial I remember was that fake one on Family Guy and it may not have been one.

[Great Rumbler]

I remember that episode.

[Geno]

That first quote there is from the Family Guy episode you're referencing. The second one is a bastardization of a tampon commercial on South Park. The last part (not in quotes) was something my sister told me about from Beavis & Butthead. (I've never actually seen the episode with that line.)

[EdenMaster]

Don't forget about those old tampon/maxipad commercials.

The absolute worst commercial ever made was for some brand of tampons which came in three different sizes for different...*ahem*...amounts of flow. How do the commercial writers choose to portray this?

*fade into a bathroom with a window, it is raining a little outside.*

Somedays...

*rain turns heavier*

You need more protection than others...

*rain becomes total downpour*

That's why we give you a choice!

Something like that. Horrible. It scarred me.

[Great Rumbler]

I remember that commercial. *shudders*

[Geno]

I had finally forgotten about that commercial until you reminded me just now. Thanks a lot. :hmm:

[A Black Falcon]

I haven't even seen it and it is painful...