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Genital herpes commercials are funny - OB1 - 4th October 2004

Discuss.

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Genital herpes commercials are funny - UltraMarioMan - 5th October 2004

Yeah funny I guess they're trying to say get an STD and you go for bike rides and walks on the beach? What the heck?!


Genital herpes commercials are funny - Geno - 7th October 2004

Whenever I see one of those commercials, I just keep repeating to myself, "Dude... she has herpes!"

IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY!


Genital herpes commercials are funny - alien space marine - 7th October 2004

"Dude run"!


Genital herpes commercials are funny - UltraMarioMan - 7th October 2004

Wait give it to Bob from those Enzyte commercials!


Genital herpes commercials are funny - alien space marine - 7th October 2004

Enz'Herp! Gives you a garanteed male enhancement and hides those nasty warts from your unsuspecting victim.

Enz'Herp the gift that keeps on giving!


Genital herpes commercials are funny - Geno - 9th October 2004

Don't forget about those old tampon/maxipad commercials.

"Have you ever felt... not fresh?"

"You know that scene in that one movie where the elevator doors start to open?"

I have a nosebleed. *sticks a tampon in my nose* I feel so fresh... I'm gonna go play tennis or something.


Genital herpes commercials are funny - UltraMarioMan - 10th October 2004

Geno Wrote:Don't forget about those old tampon/maxipad commercials.

"Have you ever felt... not fresh?"

"You know that scene in that one movie where the elevator doors start to open?"

I have a nosebleed. *sticks a tampon in my nose* I feel so fresh... I'm gonna go play tennis or something.
The only tampon commercial I remember was that fake one on Family Guy and it may not have been one.


Genital herpes commercials are funny - Great Rumbler - 10th October 2004

I remember that episode.


Genital herpes commercials are funny - Geno - 11th October 2004

That first quote there is from the Family Guy episode you're referencing. The second one is a bastardization of a tampon commercial on South Park. The last part (not in quotes) was something my sister told me about from Beavis & Butthead. (I've never actually seen the episode with that line.)


Genital herpes commercials are funny - EdenMaster - 11th October 2004

Geno Wrote:Don't forget about those old tampon/maxipad commercials.

The absolute worst commercial ever made was for some brand of tampons which came in three different sizes for different...*ahem*...amounts of flow. How do the commercial writers choose to portray this?

*fade into a bathroom with a window, it is raining a little outside.*

Somedays...

*rain turns heavier*

You need more protection than others...

*rain becomes total downpour*

That's why we give you a choice!

Something like that. Horrible. It scarred me.


Genital herpes commercials are funny - Great Rumbler - 11th October 2004

I remember that commercial. *shudders*


Genital herpes commercials are funny - Geno - 11th October 2004

I had finally forgotten about that commercial until you reminded me just now. Thanks a lot. :hmm:


Genital herpes commercials are funny - A Black Falcon - 11th October 2004

I haven't even seen it and it is painful...