The REAL Coconut: Q&A

[Rocket Jockey]

This is a Q&A about the REAL CoconutCommander. You ask the Q, and I give the A. What do you want to know about him? Anything at all. Just Q away. Lets shatter this mystery.

[CoconutCommander]

Let me get the question everyone is automatically going to ask out of the way. What is his favorite color?

[lazyfatbum]

Penis.

[Great Rumbler]

Is CoconutCommander really a coconut? If so would he consume his own body in a fit of coconut-induced hunger?

[Rocket Jockey]

CoconutCommander is not a coconut, he is just in charge of running them. He would get in trouble if he ate one.

[Weltall]

Is he dedicated to the preservation of the motion of the hips?

[Great Rumbler]

Did CoconutCommander definitively kill the radio star?

[Laser Link]

What is his quest?

[EdenMaster]

Exactly how much command does he have upon his coconut minions, and did he earn the rank of commander or was it honorably bestowed to him by the island masses?

(P.S. to Rocket. I really hope you're not hoping for serious questions, because you probably won't get any :D)

[A Black Falcon]

(P.S. to Rocket. I really hope you're not hoping for serious questions, because you probably won't get any )

Serious? Such things happen at TC, but not in Rumble... :)

[Darunia]

Rocket,

From where does Colonel Cocoapuffs hail? How many fingers does he have, and what does he smell like?

[Rocket Jockey]

Is he dedicated to the preservation of the motion of the hips?

Very definitely, hot stuff coming through!

Did CoconutCommander definitively kill the radio star?

Assisted suicide.

What is his quest?

He told me to say something about a shadow brotherhood for killing rock people. Im just saying thats what he said so it sounds like he is a loser. I dont remember him actually having a quest. Maybe spend as much of his paycheck on comics before he has to start giving up food.

Exactly how much command does he have upon his coconut minions, and did he earn the rank of commander or was it honorably bestowed to him by the island masses?

Commander of the Coconuts is that guy who stocks coconuts at suprmarkets in the produce section. He bought into his position.

(P.S. to Rocket. I really hope you're not hoping for serious questions, because you probably won't get any )

This is as serious as Cliff is in real life.

[CoconutCommander]

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Very definitely, hot stuff coming through!

She is talking about sex, fellas...with me. Sex with me.
Translation: I am a hott commodity.
Translation: Translation: It is all going to my head.

[Weltall]

I dont remember him actually having a quest. Maybe spend as much of his paycheck on comics before he has to start giving up food.

SOMEONE GET THE GARLIC, IT'S COUNT DORCULA

Oh I kill me :D

[EdenMaster]

I think the translation translation fits the best. Besides, we've already deduced that Dark Jaguar gets more booty than all of us.