1st April 2005, 3:55 PM
(This post was last modified: 1st April 2005, 5:27 PM by Great Rumbler.)
Quote:This entry is a joke because it is April Fools Day, and thus it is not real
Nintendo is reporting today that their next generation console will feature wireless controllers with dual gyroscopic joysticks and four shoulder buttons. The controllers will require four D batteries.
A list of potential launch titles for the new "Revolution" console has been leaked:
Beetle Adventure Racing: Elderly Drivers
Body Harvest: Famine
Castlevania 64 Part 2
Earthbound Revolution (Japan only)
F-Zero RZ (card-based RPG)
Ken Griffey Jr.'s Disabled List 2006
Kirby's Drink and Hurl
Legend of Zelda, The: The Banjo of Dreams
Mario Party -2
Mario Raquetball
Metroid Prime: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Star Fox: Disappointment
Super Monkey Cylinder
Super Smash Bros: All Pokemon Edition
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles: The Incredible Crapfest
Rumor also has it that the Revolution will cost $350 at launch, but will be bundled with two controllers and rabies.
Heh heh :D
Nintendorks
Sometimes you get the scorpion.