Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't

[Weltall]

This is a simple game. I pose two choices. You choose one. Then you make a set of choices for the next person.

Would you rather...

A. Drink raw sewage
B. Be raped by an AIDS patient

[OB1]

Fun game. I choose A.

Would you rather:

A. Spend an entire day with nickdaddyg in his house playing Fusion Frenzy
B. Spend three hours with nickdaddyg in a sauna. He'd only have a towel on. *shudders*

[Dark Jaguar]

C: *Punches OB1 square in the neck for offering such situations*

[OB1]

Your turn. I'll assume you chose "B".

[WhiteFleck]

I think I'd pick A.

Would you rather...
A. Watch Mary-Kate and Ashley: The Life Collection, OR
B. Watch your legs be eaten off by fire ants.

[OB1]

A.

Which would you rather do:

A. Win a million dollars!

B. Be attacked by a pack of vicious werewolves, thus becoming a werewolf yourself... and become Marco, King of Werewolves and ruler of the Werewolf Kingdom of Arzafolof!!

[lazyfatbum]

B

A., Kill someone you love

B., Die in pain and torment and shame

C., Watch Nickdaddyg get a hard on to syndicated car-related sports shows

[EdenMaster]

B

A: Murder Shigeru Miyamoto at the next E3
B: Detonate a nuclear device in Detroit (nickdaddyg would be in town for a car show)
C: Watch lazy pose his new bikini

[Weltall]

C

A: Swallow rusty nails
B: Drown in vomit

[WhiteFleck]

B.

A: Drink a pint of bull semen, OR

B: Drink three gallons of cold nacho cheese.

[OB1]

B.

Which would you rather do?

A. Go back in time and become a beta tester for Titus' Superman N64 game... for a whole two years, with twelve hour shifts.

B. Go back in time to 1995, and be forced to deal with those terrible, terrible N64 delays all over again.

p.s. you'll get your memory wiped before you go back in time, so you won't be able to tell people about Metroid Prime and stuff.

[Weltall]

B, of course, since I didn't bother with N64 early on :p

A. Have a lit 100 watt bulb shoved up your butt
B. Stick your tongue in a blender set to Puree

[Great Rumbler]

B.

A. Own an Xbox
B. Own an Gamecube
C. Have a large burly man beat you to a pulp and then give you a Gamecube and Xbox.

[Nick Burns]

B

A. Be assimulated by the borg
B. Go on a date with nickdaddyg (the date ends with sex)
C. Win a billion dollars to watch Nickdaddyg get raped by Bill Gates and Hitler

[Sacred Jellybean]

C

A. Get strapped to a chair and have your nuts hooked up to a car battery.
B. Shave off your pubic hair and attend Backstreet Boys concerts for a full year.
C. Make out with your grandfather, including heavy petting.

[WhiteFleck]

Er, B.

1. Watch large beetles crawl around underneath your skin as they eat your innards, or

2. Drive nails through your body.

[OB1]

2.

Some of you people really scare me.

Which would you rather have:

A. A giant castle made out of cheddar cheese, which would melt in the summer.

or

B. A giant castle made out of petrified faery corpses, which wouldn't melt, but would be pretty creepy.

[Dark Lord Neo]

A

Would you rather kiss
A this
B or this :shake:

[Great Rumbler]

Hmm...A, I guess.


A. Be the leader of Iraq.
B. Be the leader of North Korea.

[OB1]

B., because then I could get all of the best South Korean DVDs for free!

Would you rather..

A. Quit this game

or B. Quit this game

[WhiteFleck]

C. Quit this game!

Do you want...

A. A million dollars, OR
B. Any video game you want?

[OB1]

Do you mean any video game that I can imagine or any confirmed video game?

[nickdaddyg]

A. Win a Million Dollars.

I could buy lots of videogames with that. Actually I'd buy a select few European sports cars ala Porsche, Lotus, Ferrari.


Would you rather:

A: Win a weekend trip to Florida.

B: receive the two cars that have been featured in "Cool Car of the Week" tax paid, no insurance, completely free, oh and free damage repairs

[Fittisize]

B

A-Give head to a horse
B-Watch nick give head to Bill Gates (while you are forced to take Viagra and get really horny)

[OB1]

You are a sick, sick man.

[Sacred Jellybean]

B *shudder*

i) Rent your asshole out as an ashtray / incense stick holder for a full 87 hours to cross-dressing hippy Gorillas with smoking problems (aka lazyfatbums)
ii) Cut off your own left testicle with a plastic knife without anaesthetics and only a severed umbilical cord to use as a tourniquet.
iii) Go down on Paulie Shore while Carrot Top tattoos smiley faces on both of your butt cheeks with a needle that was stuck inside Magic Johnson's urethra for a full minute and not cleaned.

[Great Rumbler]

I'll pick A since it the least of the three evils.

A. Be thrown from a plain with only an umbrella to slow you down.
B. Be forced to watch Dutch lesbian transvestite vampire porn for 72 hours straights.

[Lt. Boris Grisjenko]

A!

Thought I don't mind the Lesbian and vampire stuff... but the trasvestite is a real turn-off.... HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAH!

would you rather:
A: piss on you grandma's grave!
B: Get fucked by an shitfaced girl on your grandma's grave!

Damn, this is sick!

~Boris~

[Nintendarse]

Well, because neither of my grandmothers are dead, I choose A.

Would you rather:

A: Get sodomized by a blue whale (17 feet long...even Weltall isn't that hung)
B: Have your ass surgically welded shut

[Weltall]

Whoa, talk about your extremes...

B.

Yeah, I'm not seventeen feet long... maybe only thirteen :(

[javapimp]

Would you rather:

A) Jump out of a tree with your penis tied to a rope that is tied to one of the branches

B) Slide face first down a water slide covered in glass into a pool of lemon juice.

or

C) Have a pineapple shoved up your ass.

[Sacred Jellybean]

We'll go with B.

A: Get your tongue pierced with a dull, rusty nail.
B: Get your scrotum pierced (meeting normal standards).

[Nintendarse]

Well, as long as it didn't go through the precious organs, I'd say B. With AIDS and all, I wouldn't want to deal with someone using blunt, rusty nails.

A:Exist as OB1 for a day
B:Exist as nickdaddyg for a day

[Sacred Jellybean]

Shit... I almost didn't even want to post, because it took me so long to think this one through. All in all, though, I'll take B.

A: Sacrifice the favorite game in your entire collection (meaning, LET IT GO, SET IT FREE, BECAUSE YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH, and try to forget about it)
B: Sell your sister to me. *crosses fingers*