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    Dark Jaguar
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    #1
    10th August 2005, 9:05 PM
    To become the chosen candidate of the Republican party for the position of El Presidente of the United States!
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #2
    11th August 2005, 10:45 AM
    Gasp!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #3
    11th August 2005, 2:35 PM
    LAZY 4 REPUBLICAN

    LAZY 4 PRESIDAN!
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    #4
    11th August 2005, 2:50 PM
    LAZY 4 GUBBERMENT MAN COME FROM THE GUBBERMENT LAND THE GUBBERMENT IS IN CONTROL!

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    #5
    11th August 2005, 3:39 PM
    I would so fucking vote for lazy.
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    #6
    11th August 2005, 4:00 PM
    Not I.
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    #7
    11th August 2005, 4:07 PM
    Obviously, you're a fucking monarchist and enemy of everything that is beautiful and glorious and American. LES ARISTOCRATES A LA LANTERNE!!
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    #8
    11th August 2005, 4:23 PM
    Some Republican guy: I most certainly did NOT vote for lazy as Republican candidate! I don't even know how he got in the primaries!

    DJ: Well, you did vote for Sean McForgotlastname right?

    RE: Yes...

    DJ: You DO realize that's lazy's real name right?

    RE: It most certainly is not! I happen to know as a fact that lazyfatbum's real name is literally lazy fatbum! His parents were Scott and Amanda fatbum!

    DJ: That USED to be true until that dare... It is unfortunate that nobody bothered to do any actual research behind the candidates...

    RE: There is no way the people will vote for a CREATURE like lazy!

    Weltall: So, are you saying you'll be voting for Democratian candidate McWetsownpants? Remember that this guy wants to disband the ENTIRE military and give money to people who, quote, "just don't feel like working" right?
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    #9
    12th August 2005, 4:18 AM
    Woo!
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    #10
    12th August 2005, 7:50 AM
    Let's just see how many republicans are forced to actually vote for something that ISN'T a veritable holocaust of democracy as opposed to sticking with "their party" :D.

    lazy: If I am elected, I will see to it that a plethora of blasphemous sex toys are handed out to every child.

    DJ: Use eminent domain!

    lazy: That's right. If I am elected President, I will use the power of eminent domain to seize your daughters to be put to work to... promote local businesses... and your sons if they are pretty enough...
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #11
    12th August 2005, 7:50 AM
    You're guaranteed ten million votes just with that.
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    #12
    12th August 2005, 7:58 AM
    Yeah pretty much. I hear that several steadfast republican's heads have exploded when faced with the choice. Other countries are currently laughing their heads off about the whole thing...

    lazy: vote for me for supreme dictator!

    DJ: Um, President.

    lazy: For the first week, yeah.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #13
    12th August 2005, 12:47 PM
    Quote:lazy: vote for me for supreme dictator!

    DJ: Um, President.

    lazy: For the first week, yeah.

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    #14
    12th August 2005, 3:48 PM
    *Darunia declares marshal law in Tendo City, and bans any and all democratic phenomenon until the situation has passed. Three Goron G-10 tanks patrol the cobblestone streets of Ramble City, while two divisions of elite troops make their rounds to enforce the new 4:00pm curfew.*
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    #15
    12th August 2005, 3:57 PM
    G-10 tanks? That's like the weakest tanks ever!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #16
    12th August 2005, 5:40 PM
    That's a shoe size isn't it?

    No matter... I do believe that lazy's own white blood cells have taken care of your army.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #17
    12th August 2005, 8:35 PM
    I think it's pretty obvious that Lazy is going to win the 2008 election, so I have already taken the liberty of printing the newspapers declaring his victory.
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    #18
    14th August 2005, 8:30 PM
    Well, we have quite a road ahead... Once again a news network has decided to take a pretty strong side with one of lazy's strongest opponents. Very strong, like, lying to us about the future election already being decided strong...
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #19
    15th August 2005, 11:23 AM
    NO! G-10s are huge tanks! 600mm cannons, with 10' thick super-strong titanium-mesh-alloy armor! Link
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    #20
    15th August 2005, 11:37 AM
    You just made that up!
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    #21
    15th August 2005, 7:28 PM
    No, I just made YOU up!

    *Darunia uses the power of SOLIPSISM to erradicate Great Rumbler*
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    #22
    16th August 2005, 6:32 AM
    I know that I exist. Therefore you do NOT and I merely made YOU up. Take that, Descartes!
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    #23
    16th August 2005, 12:29 PM
    Woo! Let's smash up history!

    *smashes through Sistine Chapel with helicopter*

    Take THAT Birth of Man!
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    #24
    16th August 2005, 1:57 PM
    Dude! You totally owned Michelangelo and his lame "paintings"!
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    #25
    16th August 2005, 6:27 PM
    :clap:
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    #26
    17th August 2005, 4:44 PM
    Well done with the Critic quote, DJ!
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    #27
    17th August 2005, 7:55 PM
    They call them fingers and yet they don't "fing"... Noodle THAT one for a while.
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