A Close Look at Larry King

[Undertow]

With the aid of NASA technology and google.com I've managed to discover secrets beyond all knowledge of modern science on Larry King's forehead.

Watch!

Larry King on cable television:

<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/8090/larry11da.jpg">

Zoom on forehead:

<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/4548/larry24lv.jpg">

Zoomed 150%:

<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/9827/larry35re.jpg">

Zoomed 300%:

<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/3351/larry44dm.jpg">

Zoomed 1000x on dot, new angle:

<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/2187/larry58bu.jpg">

From this I can conclude that the wrinkles on his forehead are in fact not wrinkles. But, rather, sand dunes containing sentient life within a self contained biosphere. I've taken my findings to the National Science institute.

[Great Rumbler]

Amazing.

[Dark Jaguar]

Haha, that's a HILARIOUS insult to those idiots who think there are ancient giant sculptures on Mars.

To them: You can't boost the resolution of ANY image artificially, and you never CAN. The only way to do so is to artificially insert extra data, data not in the original image, which means that whatever you get isn't actually there at all. Forget the movies, they don't know Jack: The Ride.

[A Black Falcon]

Funny... :)

[deanna]

I dont get it...but oh well!


Edit: OHHHHH!! I GET IT NOW!

a new angle....

Haha, duh! :D :D :D

[EdenMaster]

I do believe that the scientific community is about to be forever changed by these images.

It also begs the question of exactly what resides on other celebrities foreheads? Or even our own?

[Dark Jaguar]

Yes indeed, the scientific community shall be forever changed... In the comedy world...

But in my world of skeptical fantasy (hmm.... think about that one for a while), scientists would pretty much dismiss it offhand. You know, by actually waving their hand and saying "pfft" they will DESTROY it.

[Great Rumbler]

Look! It's a map of Russia!

[A Black Falcon]

But that's not Russia...

[Undertow]

It's a map of Alaska. Duh.

[Great Rumbler]

But that's not Russia...

You're so weird, ABF.

[A Black Falcon]

Yeah, it's definitely Alaska.

[Great Rumbler]

You're not looking at it right.

[A Black Falcon]

Russia.



Alaska.

[Great Rumbler]

Exactly.

[A Black Falcon]

Note how it looks exactly like Alaska. :)

[Dark Jaguar]

Hahahahahahaha!

Seriously, that was funny.

...

It'll take a second for that oxymoron to really hit ya there...

[Great Rumbler]

Note how it looks exactly like Alaska.

No.

[Smoke]

Why limit your research just to foreheads? Think of the amazing discoveries you could make by probing celebrity asses!