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A Close Look at Larry King - Undertow - 19th March 2005
With the aid of NASA technology and google.com I've managed to discover secrets beyond all knowledge of modern science on Larry King's forehead.
Watch!
Larry King on cable television:
<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/8090/larry11da.jpg">
Zoom on forehead:
<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/4548/larry24lv.jpg">
Zoomed 150%:
<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/9827/larry35re.jpg">
Zoomed 300%:
<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/3351/larry44dm.jpg">
Zoomed 1000x on dot, new angle:
<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/2187/larry58bu.jpg">
From this I can conclude that the wrinkles on his forehead are in fact not wrinkles. But, rather, sand dunes containing sentient life within a self contained biosphere. I've taken my findings to the National Science institute.
A Close Look at Larry King - Great Rumbler - 19th March 2005
Amazing.
A Close Look at Larry King - Dark Jaguar - 19th March 2005
Haha, that's a HILARIOUS insult to those idiots who think there are ancient giant sculptures on Mars.
To them: You can't boost the resolution of ANY image artificially, and you never CAN. The only way to do so is to artificially insert extra data, data not in the original image, which means that whatever you get isn't actually there at all. Forget the movies, they don't know Jack: The Ride.
A Close Look at Larry King - A Black Falcon - 19th March 2005
Funny... :)
A Close Look at Larry King - deanna - 19th March 2005
I dont get it...but oh well!
Edit: OHHHHH!! I GET IT NOW!
Quote: a new angle....
Haha, duh! :D :D :D
A Close Look at Larry King - EdenMaster - 20th March 2005
I do believe that the scientific community is about to be forever changed by these images.
It also begs the question of exactly what resides on other celebrities foreheads? Or even our own?
A Close Look at Larry King - Dark Jaguar - 20th March 2005
Yes indeed, the scientific community shall be forever changed... In the comedy world...
But in my world of skeptical fantasy (hmm.... think about that one for a while), scientists would pretty much dismiss it offhand. You know, by actually waving their hand and saying "pfft" they will DESTROY it.
A Close Look at Larry King - Great Rumbler - 20th March 2005
Look! It's a map of Russia!
![[Image: gorbachev.jpg]](http://www.newgenevacenter.org/portrait/gorbachev.jpg)
A Close Look at Larry King - A Black Falcon - 20th March 2005
But that's not Russia...
A Close Look at Larry King - Undertow - 20th March 2005
It's a map of Alaska. Duh.
A Close Look at Larry King - Great Rumbler - 20th March 2005
Quote:But that's not Russia...
You're so weird, ABF.
A Close Look at Larry King - A Black Falcon - 20th March 2005
Yeah, it's definitely Alaska.
A Close Look at Larry King - Great Rumbler - 20th March 2005
You're not looking at it right.
A Close Look at Larry King - A Black Falcon - 20th March 2005
![[Image: G8_Russia_map.jpg]](http://www.state.gov/cms_images/G8_Russia_map.jpg)
Russia.
![[Image: alaska_map.jpg]](http://fhwainter.fhwa.dot.gov/akdiv/images/alaska_map.jpg)
Alaska.
A Close Look at Larry King - Great Rumbler - 20th March 2005
Exactly.
A Close Look at Larry King - A Black Falcon - 20th March 2005
Note how it looks exactly like Alaska. :)
A Close Look at Larry King - Dark Jaguar - 20th March 2005
Hahahahahahaha!
Seriously, that was funny.
...
It'll take a second for that oxymoron to really hit ya there...
A Close Look at Larry King - Great Rumbler - 20th March 2005
Quote:Note how it looks exactly like Alaska.
No.
A Close Look at Larry King - Smoke - 22nd March 2005
Why limit your research just to foreheads? Think of the amazing discoveries you could make by probing celebrity asses!