7th January 2005, 2:26 AM
Have any of you heathens even created a topic dedicated to Killer7 in the past? I'm too lazy to run a search. Wait, no. I'm so lazy that I'm too lazy to be too lazy to run a search.
*runs a search*
Nope. Judging by just the topic names, no one has. Morons!
Anyways, I cruised onto IGN today, and found this article - <a HREF="http://cube.ign.com/articles/577/577698p1.html">He's gonna 'splode, mama!!</a>
It says, and (since I'm not dumb like ABF) I quote:
March 24th!! Woo-hoo-hoo! I absolutely cannot wait until this game is released in the states. It's easily my most anticipated GCN game, and yes, that includes Legend of Zelda GC, because that's so far away and I'm so horny now, don't you see the situation that plagues me?!? I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG FOR AN ORGASM! I TRIED AND FAILED!
Go watch the Killer7 trailer. The game is the most gorgeous GC title I've ever laid eyes on. It's cel-shaded beauty fills my black little heart with warmth. Like Sublime. *dances* :shiggy2: The trailer features a black guy!! And a hot white chick in a school girl skirt! Maybe they bone! Even if it's off-camera, I'll be a happy man, I mean, I'm not picky about chocolate love.
The cel-shading work on Killer7 easily surmounts that of Viewtiful Joe (I just bought that game for twenny bucks, great game, btw). I think it may even pass the Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, but I won't judge that far until the game is getting hot and heavy with my purple sex cube while the controller vibrates on my crotch. I mean, it's games like Killer7 that make you take a long, hard look at yourself and say, "Why can women have multiple orgasms and not men?! WHY, GOD, WHY?!?"
Is anyone else waiting for this game on hands and knees? I mean, that's not really necessary, you could just sit in your computer chair while your ass falls asleep while drinking Cherry Coke and eating sloppy joes smothered in tobasco sauce, but that's a little cliched by now, don't you think?
Talk. Discuss. Make me feel like a sexy woman again. *flashes nipples at lazy*
*runs a search*
Nope. Judging by just the topic names, no one has. Morons!
Anyways, I cruised onto IGN today, and found this article - <a HREF="http://cube.ign.com/articles/577/577698p1.html">He's gonna 'splode, mama!!</a>
It says, and (since I'm not dumb like ABF) I quote:
Quote:January 6, 2005 - We still may not be sure what Capcom's Killer 7 is all about, but at least we can expect to find out shortly. Retail sources in Japan have revealed a 3/24 date for the Japanese release of Killer 7 on both the PS2 and GameCube.
With a Japanese release for the still-mysterious title coming so soon, we expect to at last get a hands-on in the coming weeks. Stay tuned for more shortly.
March 24th!! Woo-hoo-hoo! I absolutely cannot wait until this game is released in the states. It's easily my most anticipated GCN game, and yes, that includes Legend of Zelda GC, because that's so far away and I'm so horny now, don't you see the situation that plagues me?!? I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG FOR AN ORGASM! I TRIED AND FAILED!
Go watch the Killer7 trailer. The game is the most gorgeous GC title I've ever laid eyes on. It's cel-shaded beauty fills my black little heart with warmth. Like Sublime. *dances* :shiggy2: The trailer features a black guy!! And a hot white chick in a school girl skirt! Maybe they bone! Even if it's off-camera, I'll be a happy man, I mean, I'm not picky about chocolate love.
The cel-shading work on Killer7 easily surmounts that of Viewtiful Joe (I just bought that game for twenny bucks, great game, btw). I think it may even pass the Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, but I won't judge that far until the game is getting hot and heavy with my purple sex cube while the controller vibrates on my crotch. I mean, it's games like Killer7 that make you take a long, hard look at yourself and say, "Why can women have multiple orgasms and not men?! WHY, GOD, WHY?!?"
Is anyone else waiting for this game on hands and knees? I mean, that's not really necessary, you could just sit in your computer chair while your ass falls asleep while drinking Cherry Coke and eating sloppy joes smothered in tobasco sauce, but that's a little cliched by now, don't you think?
Talk. Discuss. Make me feel like a sexy woman again. *flashes nipples at lazy*