I was just eating some peanut butter crunch cereal while waiting on the phone to talk with a bank rep, and when I finally got a hold of the rep I had a bunch of cereal in my mouth. It went something like this:
Me: *crunch crunch crunch*
Rep gets on the phone: Hello, how may I help you, sir?
Me: *thinking "crap"*, *covers mouth piece and crunches as fast as possible*
Me: *tries to talk with tons of peanut butter crunch balls in his mouth* Ah, I'm tyin to woo into two tranashuns...
Rep: ... Ok, do you know the exact amounts?
Me: holding mouthpiece again, finished eating*
Me: Uh yeah, blah blah*
*the rest of the conversation wasn't quite as funny.