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      Asshole bot!
    Posted by: etoven - 22nd July 2008, 11:30 AM - Forum: SAVE TENDO CITY - Replies (1)

    I just had to delete the same thread 7 times because a bot decided to create 7 identical threads advertising some dudes tattoo parlor all over Tendo City.

    If he ever posts here again, I will destroy him.... with my penis... of death.... and fire! So In honer of this momenta occasion I award the convent asshole award to bredferson!

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      The Salem Avalanche
    Posted by: etoven - 22nd July 2008, 10:22 AM - Forum: Ramble City - Replies (3)

    <IMG SRC="http://www.tovennet.net/media_server%5Casucks2.png" ALIGN="LEFT"> I just noticed my 3rd article in the paper to the tune, "Salem Avalanche almost wins, but blows it at the last minute".

    Ive really lost all confidence in my home team. There is so much team spirit here, people come out and watch every game, cheer like crazy when the ball is hit, and boo the other team when some one is struck out. We just need to face it.... Our team sucks, they need to fire the lead coach and get some one who knows what their doing. But thats never going to happen if we keep on supporting these idiots.

    The Salem Avalanche's are like that adorable mentally challenged kid on "All In the Family" who scrapes his knees while trying to ride his bike, you just want to "tell them its ok.... You'll do better next time".

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      The Iraq Pakistan border
    Posted by: Dark Jaguar - 22nd July 2008, 2:17 AM - Forum: Ramble City - Replies (3)

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    That... I mean this really seals the deal here. He isn't doing any research at all. He's literally just making up his own opinions without any backing in reality.

    Iraq and Pakistan can only be considered to have a border if your definition of border is other countries, in which case it has a very wide border: Iran.

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      Dr. Horrible
    Posted by: Dark Jaguar - 20th July 2008, 10:28 PM - Forum: Ramble City - Replies (9)

    Not exactly a name to inspire confidence... HILARIOUS!

    http://www.drhorrible.com/

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      The dark knight
    Posted by: alien space marine - 18th July 2008, 5:15 PM - Forum: Ramble City - Replies (25)

    I would say its just a hair away from Sweeney Todd in the demented film noire department.

    Lots of shock and awe in this sequel, Very few comic gags as Joker would say "why so serious"?

    Heath ledgers Joker is more Hannibal lecture meets the good fellas and probaily is the coldest and meanest incarnation of the Joker ever made.

    Christian Bale's raspy voice for Batman, Is really rough and unconvincing.

    The best performance was from Health Ledger no question.

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      Want stories of incomprehensible sorrow? Yeah, we've got that.
    Posted by: Dark Jaguar - 18th July 2008, 1:13 AM - Forum: Ramble City - Replies (1)

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    What the heck? I mean what is this, some story of a cancerous crack addicted pregnant sex abused jewish child in nazi Germany having to kill their pet and accidentely staring into the very depths of madness as a portal to the insane multidimensional gibbering and above all moist horrors of elder gods are opened and all hope is reduced to a lie?

    It WILL win an Oscar.

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      Terminator 2
    Posted by: A Black Falcon - 17th July 2008, 8:13 PM - Forum: Ramble City - Replies (16)

    ...Finally got around to renting it yesterday... erm, why didn't I watch this like ten years ago now? It was indeed every bit as awesome as its reputation suggests... really amazing stuff, beginning to end. I remember really loving the T2 arcade game back in the early '90s, but of course at that age I couldn't see the film... but I have no excuse for not watching it in more recent years. Not wanting to watch it because I wasn't sure if it'd be as good as I was hoping it would be, perhaps?

    Fortunately, it lived up to expectations, which was quite a feat. :)

    The plot is a nightmare of circular time loops that make your brain hurt to think about, but time travel always does that...

    And no, I haven't seen the first movie yet either.

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      Why do they hate us ?
    Posted by: alien space marine - 17th July 2008, 3:19 PM - Forum: Den of the Philociraptor - No Replies

    Quote:Blind protection pacts are what brought the world to total war in 1914, Just as before
    Another new deluded super power called the United States of America binds itself unconditionally in backing the modern colonial enterprise called the state of Israel.

    Just as the Yugoslav partisan Gavrilo Princip in 1914 used terrorism in the form of a sniper's bullet to strike at the headship of the Habsburg empire in retaliation for its unlawful subjugation of Bosnia and Herzegovina, So has again in the 21st century a Muslim partisan group called Al’qeada Struck at the American heartland in the form of mass carnage on that dreadful morning of September 11th 2001, Under the pretext of avenging wrongs as a result of Americas long standing material and military support for Israel.

    Just as in our own modern history we once as a nation held to the motto of “Deutschland uber alles” during the first half of the 20th century,Today The modern imperial Germanies’ of the 21st century are clearly none other then the Unite states of America-Israel and the Islamic world , Who all collectively adhere to the motto of ” Gods chosen over all others”.

    Prime Ministry Winston Churchill once said "Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it",
    How true are his words down to our times.

    Professor Albrecht Holler ~
    Click here for full article

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      Old posts
    Posted by: Mario! - 17th July 2008, 1:25 AM - Forum: Ramble City - Replies (4)

    Hey, just remembered this place and figured I check it out, I remember some of you old timers, anyway I was just curious though, I was looking for the old posts and couldn't find them, are the ones from back in the day ('00 - '02ish) deleted? I'd love to check those out if they're still around. thanks, later

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      First AND Worst! Nintendo's shoulder buttons!
    Posted by: Weltall - 16th July 2008, 8:38 PM - Forum: Tendo City - Replies (11)

    This is a short, simple rant:

    Nintendo was the first major home console to feature shoulder buttons on their controllers.

    Nintendo's shoulder buttons are the worst, consistently, ever made.

    Cases:

    Two of my SNES controllers have either partially- or completely non-functional shoulder buttons (one also has a faulty D-Pad)

    N64: They work. But they're never used, so that's to be expected.

    GBA SP: R-button worked only if about 500 pounds of pressure is exerted upon it. Eventually replaced unit.

    Nintendo DS Lite: BOTH shoulder buttons completely stopped functioning, after less than 12 months! Replaced unit with second DS Lite... and this one has a bad L-Button!

    GameCube: Just today, while replaying MP, my R-Button crapped out. It senses partial pressure only when I press fully on it. Full pressure is not sensed at all.

    By comparison, I have 8 total controllers between my Playstations and Dreamcast. Not ONE of them has EVER seen a shoulder button failure, and I use them all pretty well equally.

    This just frustrates the hell out of me, especially with the handhelds. I can stomach paying $20 for a new controller, but replacing a DS or SP is not cheap at all.

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