16th December 2005, 5:40 PM
16th December 2005, 7:38 PM
My apologies! :(
I would have posted sooner had I known. I've been at work and this is the first time I've logged on to TC.
Happy birthday!
I would have posted sooner had I known. I've been at work and this is the first time I've logged on to TC.
Happy birthday!
16th December 2005, 8:13 PM
You didn't give us time. We were planning a big surprise party at 11:59, but now you ruined it. Or, we could act like this is a sitcom and you can mope that everyone forgot your birthday. Depressed, you decide to go out and you get in trouble with the law. After bailing you out of jail you get brought to TC where we all yell "Surprise!" Yeah, so happy birthday!
17th December 2005, 12:07 PM
That's something at least!
17th December 2005, 12:14 PM
Happy happy birthday!
Your ass we must mo-lest!
Happy happy birthday!
Great Rumbler is the best!
You're getting really old now!
Look at all that dust!
We hope that now you're happy
Now that we made a fuss!
*lights dim*
UGHHHH, OOOOH, YEAH
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SEAL and SNOOP DOGG!!!!!!!
Look at my flower
Watchin it grow
Givin it water
Protectin it....
FROM THE SNOW
I'M LOOKIN AT MY FLOWER!
Snoop Dogg: Another year, another day, to father time you gotta pay, one - more - time - every year on this day
Backup singers: OOOOHHHH NIGGA ITS YO BIRTHDAY MAKE A WISH AND BLOW ME
Snoop Dogg: Gettin wiser, pluckin greys
Seal: SSSSSSHAVE IT OFF
Snoop Dogg: Gettin older every day
Seal: HOPEFULLY THEY'LL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR ACNE
Snoop Dogg: Mm, osteo porosis makin it hard
Seal: GOTTA PEE IN SPURTS, SOMETIMES IN THE YARD
Snoop Dogg: fuckin osteo porosis
Seal: MAKES IT HARD
Snopp Dogg: Yeah, but not - where - I - NEEEEEED IT!
Back up singers: DICK - LIMP, COCK- SHRIMP, YA STARTIN TO MAKE, ALL THE HOT CHICKS PUKE
seal: They pukin
Spoon Dogg: Upchuckin
Seal: throwin up
Snoop Dogg: regurgitatin
Snoop dogg and seal: Cuz they saw your wrinkly ass (It looks like melted wax!) WHAT THE FUCK IS MY BUTT DOIN?
Back up singers: ASS FALLIN
Snoop dogg and seal: WHERE DID... MY MOTHERFUCKIN ASS GO?
Back up singers: ON THE FLOOOOOOOR
Snoop Dogg: *slaps cheeks like in Home Alone* ....OH NOOOOOO!!!
*close up on Seal, he's crying*
Look at my flower......
watchin it grow..............
trying to protect it..............
*whispers*
.....from the snow........
*on a large monitor, Morgan Freedman looks in to a mirror and smiles, eyes full of tears, fade to black*
Happy vaginal passing day Grumbler.
Your ass we must mo-lest!
Happy happy birthday!
Great Rumbler is the best!
You're getting really old now!
Look at all that dust!
We hope that now you're happy
Now that we made a fuss!
*lights dim*
UGHHHH, OOOOH, YEAH
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SEAL and SNOOP DOGG!!!!!!!
Look at my flower
Watchin it grow
Givin it water
Protectin it....
FROM THE SNOW
I'M LOOKIN AT MY FLOWER!
Snoop Dogg: Another year, another day, to father time you gotta pay, one - more - time - every year on this day
Backup singers: OOOOHHHH NIGGA ITS YO BIRTHDAY MAKE A WISH AND BLOW ME
Snoop Dogg: Gettin wiser, pluckin greys
Seal: SSSSSSHAVE IT OFF
Snoop Dogg: Gettin older every day
Seal: HOPEFULLY THEY'LL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR ACNE
Snoop Dogg: Mm, osteo porosis makin it hard
Seal: GOTTA PEE IN SPURTS, SOMETIMES IN THE YARD
Snoop Dogg: fuckin osteo porosis
Seal: MAKES IT HARD
Snopp Dogg: Yeah, but not - where - I - NEEEEEED IT!
Back up singers: DICK - LIMP, COCK- SHRIMP, YA STARTIN TO MAKE, ALL THE HOT CHICKS PUKE
seal: They pukin
Spoon Dogg: Upchuckin
Seal: throwin up
Snoop Dogg: regurgitatin
Snoop dogg and seal: Cuz they saw your wrinkly ass (It looks like melted wax!) WHAT THE FUCK IS MY BUTT DOIN?
Back up singers: ASS FALLIN
Snoop dogg and seal: WHERE DID... MY MOTHERFUCKIN ASS GO?
Back up singers: ON THE FLOOOOOOOR
Snoop Dogg: *slaps cheeks like in Home Alone* ....OH NOOOOOO!!!
*close up on Seal, he's crying*
Look at my flower......
watchin it grow..............
trying to protect it..............
*whispers*
.....from the snow........
*on a large monitor, Morgan Freedman looks in to a mirror and smiles, eyes full of tears, fade to black*
Happy vaginal passing day Grumbler.
17th December 2005, 1:35 PM
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