So let me get this straight, Nigeria is offering US financial aid?
I bet the financial aid is from the deceased General Mumbuktu Minotombe who left thirty-six million four hundred-thousand dollars ($36,400,000) in trust to descendants that no one can find, and they need America to give Nigeria a legitimate overseas bank account number to safely deposit this money until it can be transferred out of Nigeria, lest the government confiscate it as estate, upon which time Nigeria will give America 15% of the trust fund. They look forward to conducting business with us.
Oh the hilarity!
That is a joke worthy of the Daily Show!
Yeah, did you rip that off of Jon Stewart, Ryan? :D
If not, then you should sell it to him!
I've never once watched the Daily Show, though I did buy his book.
:D
My brother has the book. I need to borrow it sometime. I've watched bits and pieces of his show and he's fucking hilarious. His comedic timing is spot on.
His book was pretty funny, and very well-designed. I gave it to lazy when I was there.
I'll say one thing, there's no way that the US will even bother to respond to either Cuba's or Venezuela's offers for aid...