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You heard me!
And it looks like it won't actually be delayed!
But you know...

this thread title... well...
RE4 could very well be the best RE game ever. I played the demo of it a little bit and Gamestop and the graphics were insanely good, one of the best looking GAMES ever. Also, the controls are still basically the same, but now that it has 3D backgrounds instead of prerendered ones it works a lot better. Capcom's really pulled out all the stops for this one.
Well I certainly hope that it's the best RE ever since all of the other ones aren't that great!

BTW are you going to start a new thread for each day?
Why would I do that?
...

*was talking to UMM*
way to fuck up Ultra Mario. Now everyday is 35 days till RE4.

dill rod.
DAmn you!!!!11111.5000)!!!!!
Now it'll NEVER get here!! Eek

(that smiley hasn't been used in too long a time)
Wait don't worry here, I know exactly how to fix this...
....Dangit! lazy, you EXACTLY said that thread titles bestow magical powers on people!
Space candy and Martian jingle bells!
*Reads the new title* *Gets an axe and heads to DJ's house*
Dammit DJ quit changing the thread title!
Actually that was me. Space candy is really tasty you know.
I changed it, then someone added the space candy part.
i was just wondering...if DJ's a girl...is he hot?
Erm
Everyone slowly back away from big guy...
big guy Wrote:i was just wondering...if DJ's a girl...is he hot?


...

There's no if; DJ is most definitely a girl. So it would be she, not he. As for the hotness--or lack thereof--my personal opinion is that it doesn't matter since SHE'S A HUGE JERK-FACE.

But, you know, she's a gamer nerd like the rest of us so I'm guessing no. None of us are real lookers, except for maybe Mark.


... what? He is!
Woodbridge haf bug nupples
....

Why do you know this?
Quote:None of us are real lookers

*knows now why OB1 has not posted a pic of himself* *OB1 is teh pwned*
i'd post a pic of my sexy mug...but i don't know how!
Great Rumbler Wrote:*knows now why OB1 has not posted a pic of himself* *OB1 is teh pwned*

Haha, I'd be more than happy to post a pic of myself if DJ and/or ABF would. Remember that thing I said last year? That I'll post a pic when those two dorks do?
They're never going to, OB1!
I still have faith!!
Based on WHAT?!
... Bo Jackson?
You don't use Bo Jackson for rational thought, you use him for mindless, hot se-...

...um... on second thought, yeah, that's very sound logic. Absolutely irrefutable.

*bolts closet door containing lifesized Bo Jackson doll*
GASP!!!!

I knew it!!!
HOLY SMOKING TURKEY GIBLETS!! I KNEW IT!!
...


You did? Because I just lied right there.
Yeah, I did too.
Well darnit.
Dunno
:crap:
Wait DJ's a girl!? That plays video games?!?! I thought they were a myth. Like Bigfoot or Michael Jackson being black!
Michael Jackson is BLACK?!
I think a few people claim that he used to be, but it doesn't seem very plausible, does it... :)
How many times do we have to go through this "DJ is a girl OMG!!??!" thing?? Once for each poster??

YES she's a girl. Geez.
We found that out, what?, like a year ago?
At least...
More like TEN.5000 years ago!!
TEN.5000X1Billion!!!#!1%$#^#!! years ago!!
DJ's really hot. Long red hair, usually in a pony tail and she's really petite but tall and she has 3 different dildo-types on her desk. Including the 'Pearly Swirly' with clitoral stimulation action (3 C batteries not included). She always smells like vagina though, probably from all the orgasms. It could be her chair. (my chair smells like ass)

I saw her shopping once at Publix, she was rearranging the canned fruits and using a sharpie so that they spell out "Help me I am trapped behind a wall of canned fruits". And then she hid behind them while one of her friends (one of her... bi friends) shot the whole thing on a sony DV prosumer camera. No one figured it out for hours and she ended up sleeping there, I think.

She also has a nipple on her toe, I forget which one. But DJ said "It may not have gotten any roast beef, but it's got a freaking nipple!".
Erm
Lazy stop it your scaring people!
Hey, i'm not the one going around on message boards pretending to be the opposite sex, okay? My Yahoo chat days are long since dead. Ah, the memories. It's surprising how many men will send pictures of their naked bodies just because you tell them you're a 12 year old Japanese girl who wants "real bad for sex love please".

I got N-Man pretty good once doing that, he was freaked out because he was basically masturbating while talking to me. And that was one of my 'No shower weeks' so I smelled like ripe bologna... he couldn't smell me, but I could smell myself. And that made it all the better.

But yeah, DJ's hot.
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